Monday, May 25, 2026

Can a Mob Highschooler be a Normie: Chapter 152

Mob Kousei No Ore Demo Boukensha Ni Nareba Riajuu Ni Naremasuka: Chapter #152

Translators: Nyx and Ririi Rain

 

 

 

 

 

 

Episode 152: Enemy

 

 

 

 

 

 

"So you’re the Apparel Team’s leader now, Shinomiya-san?"

 

 After that, we moved to the rooftop and caught up on each other's lives in the heated eat-in space of the Dungeon Mart.

 

 The conversation started on ‘When did I return’, and I gave her a brief—and I mean very brief, superficial—account of my journey before the focus changed to Shinomiya-san.

 

 She shared that as the leader of the Commercial Committee's Apparel Team, she was working on designing new outfits.

 

"Yeah, yeah. Well, even though I say ‘leader’, it’s mostly just passing messages from the President--Kanou-san to everyone else, gathering opinions, and submitting designs to the people above. That’s about it."

 

"That’s pretty much the role of a proper leader, isn’t it?"

 

"Well~ maybe. Thanks."

 

"Do you know what the others are up to? Who's doing what?"

 

 Shinomiya-san hummed, “Hum~?”

 

 She tapped her index finger against her chin, her gaze drifting upward as she began to answer,

 

"First off… Ono. He's the Chairperson of the Broadcasting Committee."

 

"Hoo, the Chairperson... What do they even do?"

 

"Mm~… Mainly PR and the school newspaper, I think? Oh, and they manage the cinema and the karaoke rooms."

 

"I see."

 

Public Relations, huh? Perfect for someone like Ono. The movie theater/cinema, along with the manga cafe, are the two major entertainment spots at the school, and they offer plenty of perks. Being the Chairperson in charge of one means he's holding a pretty solid position.

 

Plus, the cinema has... ‘underground’ option. Not sure if Ono's been given that much freedom, though.

 

"I heard that Shinto is the Chairperson of the Sports Committee, and Nishida, who's good friends with Maro, is the Chairperson of the Library Committee."

 

 The Sports Committee mainly manage facilities like the gymnasium and pool, offering paid services like bowling, darts, and billiards.

 

 The Library Committee primarily manages the library, and apparently, they're in charge of running the manga cafe as a paid service.

 

“Oh, and Kaori and Higashino are in the Disciplinary Committee as Team Leaders.”

 

 The Disciplinary Committee's main duties are maintaining order within the school and patrolling Hesperides. They don't operate any paid services.

 

 Instead, they’re responsible for managing the school’s dungeon and get a share of the spoils obtained from there.

 

 Most likely, there was fear that involving them in service industries could lead to unhealthy entanglements with customers.

 

 For note, both the Disciplinary Committee and the Commerce Committee have Anna as their Chairperson. Since these committees far surpass others in scale and authority, their respective Team Leaders are considered equivalent to the rank of Chairperson.

 

 In other words, nearly all my acquaintances hold positions equivalent to Chairperson level.

 

...It's probably Anna's way of ensuring I wouldn't have lost influence by the time I returned.

 

 I couldn't be placed in a key position while I was absent, but if my friends held those positions, I could maintain equivalent influence even without one myself.

 

"I see. Everyone's working hard, huh?"

 

"Yeah."

 

 Then, a strange silence fell. After a moment, Shinomiya-san murmured softly,

 

"I wonder how Shizuka is doing..."

 

".................."

 

 And I could only stay silent, unable to offer any reply.

 

 I should probably have comforted her with—“I’m sure she’s fine.”—but now that I knew the true nature of the Star Mother Association, even such a simple reassurance felt too insincere to utter lightly.

 

".................."

 

".................."

 

 The silence stretched until my Card Gear buzzed.

 

 I gave Shinomiya-san an apologetic look and stepped away to answer.

 

"Yes?"

 

Ah, Senpai, do you have a moment?

 

 It was Anna.

 

"Yeah. What's up?"

 

The Guild personnel have arrived, so I'm calling to let you know.

 

"I see... Got it, I'll be right there."

 

 I hung up with a sigh.

 

...So much for my little break.

 

 I returned to Shinomiya-san and gave her a quick bow.

 

"Sorry, something came up. I have to go."

 

"Oh, no worries! I had to get back soon anyway."

 

"Then, see you later."

 

"Un! Good luck, Maro!"

 

 I watched Shinomiya-san wave goodbye energetically as she left.

 

"Alright then..."

 

 I flipped my mental switch. Time to deal with the Guild.

 

"Give me chocolate!" "Give me condoms!"

 

"Everyone, please stay calm! Line up in order! We have enough for everyone!"

 

 When I arrived at the Mayoiga where the Guild personnel reportedly were, I found evacuees crowded around a mountain of cardboard boxes.

 

 It seemed the Guild personnel were distributing supplies.

 

 The items being handed out were mainly snacks, with small daily necessities like toothbrush sets, shampoo, and body soap thrown in as extras.

 

"Oh-ho, this is a lifesaver. Around here, they don’t usually give out name-brand snacks like this., you see.”

 

 A middle-aged man who received his share beamed a thankful smile at the Guild personnel.

 

"Ah, we’re sorry we can only offer this much support. When it comes to aid outside the Guild, this is the limit of what we can provide."

 

"No, no, we're just grateful to get anything at all."

"Yes, yes."

"Wouldn’t be right to complain when you’re risking danger to deliver these supplies all the way from the Guild."

"One lemon packed the vitamin C of four lemons1."

 

"Ah, your kind words are reassuring. Thank you."

 

 Students, likely members of the Disciplinary Committee, stood at some distance watching this friendly exchange between the evacuees and the Guild personnel. Their expressions were uniformly bitter.

 

 They clearly disliked the Guild's blatant attempt to curry favor, but they couldn't exactly stop people from receiving much-needed supplies.

 

"When can we move to the Guild shelter?"

 

 The Guild personnel’s expression turned troubled.

 

"My apologies... negotiations with the Adventurer Team here have been difficult. They aren't making it easy for us to move you..."

 

 That was the spark. The evacuees erupted.

 

"Honestly, what on earth is their problem?"

"It’s just about moving over to the Guild!"

"They probably want to keep playing King of the Hill."

"Do they really not want to let us go?"

"Are they keeping us here as shields and to get more supplies for themselves?"

 

...By the way, Master? The people shouting now are acting.

 

 I heard a whisper from the invisible Suzuka. I nodded slightly.

 

Yeah, I figured.

 

 Stepping back for a broader view, it was clear that those being loud--both thanking the Guild and those venting complaints about the Adventurers' Club--were always the same familiar faces.

 

 The vast majority of the evacuees appeared somewhat stirred up by the shills, but their expressions seemed more anxious than angry.

 

 The evacuees were no fools. They knew the Guild tried to divide them, and they understood the target was the Adventurers' Club's cards and resources.

 

 There was no guarantee the Guild would protect them after they snatched those valuables.

 

 Even if they were accepted at first, if things got worse, they—the latecomers—would be the first to be discarded.

 

 And yet, staying put in this school also left lingering unease.

 

 They'd just suffered casualties recently, and they'd learned that even the supposedly safe cross-space cards could be easily breached with a little ill will. Furthermore, regarding the Guild, it was the school side that initially approached the Guild with the intent to hand over some evacuees—meaning the school itself would be more likely to abandon them than the Guild.

 

 Driven by such anxieties, they've likely chosen to ride the wave created by the Guild, albeit reluctantly.

 

 Ultimately, what they feel was the ‘anxiety of the weak’.

 

 Powerless, they were left with no choice but to surrender themselves to the ‘current’ forged by the strong.

 

 No matter how loudly they shout, they cannot create their own ‘current’. They were consumed by the fear that they must entrust themselves to the ‘current’ someone else has made.

 

Right now, they're riding the current the Guild created, but if someone else creates a different stronger current, they'll drift over to that one.

 

In that case, this is simple. I’ll just have to build a bigger one.

 

 I waited until the distribution were mostly done, then stepped forward with a bright, friendly smile,

 

"Hello! You must be from the Guild. Thank you so much for agreeing to take in the evacuees!"

 

 The man probably doesn’t expect to be greeted so cheerfully like this by a student.

 

 He looked at me, slightly taken aback.

 

"Oh, hello. And you are...?"

 

"Ah, I’m sorry for the late introduction. My name is Kitagawa, Vice President of the Adventurers' Club."

 

 When I introduced myself, the Guild personnel's eyes widened in an instant.

 

"...He's back? But how on earth—"

 

 He muttered the words so faintly they barely left his mouth, but in the next heartbeat, he flashed a professional smile and returned the greeting,

 

"Ah, please excuse me. My name is Yaguchi."

 

 As I shook the hand he offered, I took the opportunity to casually size him up.

 

 He looked to be in his late twenties. Tall and lanky, with fox-like eyes and an overall slender build, but...

 

 I looked down at the hand gripping mine.

 

 The palm was thick, with distinct calluses in specific spots. It was the same tactile sensation I’d felt from Shigeno-san.

 

 And then there was the sheer grit it took to travel to this school alone while B-rank monsters were prowling the area...

 

I see.

 

 Having made a mental note of Yaguchi’s background, I let go of his hand.

 

"Then, regarding the evacuation..." he began.

 

"Yes."

 

"I assume your presence here means the decision has been made for everyone to evacuate to the Guild?"

 

 As the surroundings murmured at Yaguchi's words, spoken with the confidence of a man who already smelled victory, I replied with an air of innocence,

 

"No? We're staying here. The evacuation to the Guild will only be for those who wish to go."

 

 Yaguchi’s face fell into an expression of confusion.

 

"Umm... that’s not possible. Moving people to the Guild is a dangerous undertaking; it requires exhaustive preparation on our part. We have to mobilize a massive amount of our combat force for security, which in turn thins the Guild’s own defenses. We can’t afford to do this over and over. Ideally, the evacuation should be handled in a single trip. ...I believe I’ve explained this several times already. Are you perhaps unaware?"

 

 A hint of irritation bled through his voice, as if he were tired of repeating the same script. I maintained my oblivious act,

 

"Is that so? But in that case, wouldn't it be fine to just evacuate those who wish to go in that one trip?"

 

" ...The Guild’s position is that we would prefer everyone here to evacuate to our shelter together."

 

"Hmm. And why is that?"

 

 When I pressed him, Yaguchi glanced around at the crowd, looking hesitant, before finally answering as if he were giving up a difficult secret,

 

"Ah... I apologize for saying this, but... the Guild believes there are significant concerns regarding the defensive capabilities of this facility."

 

"...What do you mean?"

 

" Well, we heard that just the other day, you suffered casualties here due to a monster breach. While cross-space cards are certainly effective at repelling monsters to a point, they have a fatal flaw: once something manages to get inside, you’re completely defenseless. At the Guild, we have a double layer of protection—the cross-space cards plus a physical shelter. But here..."

 

" We have nowhere to hide if a monster gets in. Is that it?"

 

 Yaguchi put on a performatively awkward face at my blunt summary.

 

" Now, please don’t misunderstand. I truly recognize that you all are doing your absolute best to protect people. At your age, to prepare such high-level cross-space cards and protect this many people... it’s truly remarkable. That is my honest, heartfelt opinion. However, in this world, some things can't be solved by effort alone."

 

 Right then, I noticed the crowd around us was growing.

 

 It seemed other students had caught wind of the conversation and were gathering to watch.

 

 Among them, I spotted Ono with a smirking, entertained grin on his face.

 

That guy is enjoying this way too much...

 

 I thought with a mental sigh, before refocusing on Yaguchi.

 

"I believe you’ve all done an incredible job so far. But don’t you think it’s about time you started relying on us adults?"

 

 Yaguchi spoke with a look of heartfelt sincerity. As if suddenly remembering something, I said,

 

" That reminds me. About the evacuation to the Guild..."

 

" Eh? Yes...?"

 

"You mentioned that because of the safety of the route and the costs involved, you can’t do this multiple times."

 

"Correct."

 

"In other words, if the transport is safe and low-cost, you wouldn’t have an issue with evacuating people in smaller groups, right?"

 

".................."

 

 Yaguchi fell silent. A clear look of wariness flickered across his face.

 

"Well?"

 

"That... would depend on the specific method. I can't give an answer without hearing the details... "

 

"Please don't overthink it. This is just a hypothetical. If there was a way that was safe and didn't cause any trouble for the Guild, would the Guild still insist on moving everyone at once? Would you tell people who want to evacuate that you won't take them, even if they were standing right in front of your shelter?"

 

 At my words, the genuine evacuees in the crowd—not the shills—suddenly began to chatter restlessly.

 

 Yaguchi frowned for a split second before quickly smoothing his expression into a mask of professional integrity and replied,

 

" In such a case, we would obviously accept them. The Guild exists to help the citizens, after all."

 

Good! I've got your word!

 

 *Pa!* I clapped my hands with a broad smile,

 

"Ah, what a relief! In that case, problems solved! Please leave the transportation to me. I’ll make sure the evacuees are delivered to the Guild safely and surely!"

 

"Wha—!?"

 

"As for the specific schedule for the first group's arrival————"

 

"H-hold on a second!"

 

 Yaguchi frantically cut me off as I tried to steamroll the conversation forward,

 

"I, I mean, even if you say that... 'Safely and surely'? What on earth are you basing that on...?"

 

 The flustered Yaguchi got ignored, and some of the surrounding evacuees started exchanging startled glances.

 

"Come to think of it, when we evacuated to this school..."

"Yeah. We were teleported here."

"Does that mean that Kitagawa kid has a teleportation magic item?"

 

 As Yaguchi watched with a questioning look, one of the shills from earlier rushed over and whispered something in his ear.

 

 Yaguchi’s expression grew increasingly stern...

 

 Finally, he turned back to me.

 

"...My apologies. I’ve just found out. So Kitagawa-san possesses a transfer magic item that functions even on the surface? And you used it to evacuate everyone to this school when Angolmois began. Is that correct?"

 

"Yes."

 

"Then I have one question. Why didn't you use that item to return here immediately?"

 

 The Guild personnel's words sent another ripple of buzz through the evacuees.

 

 Yaguchi, his eyes gleaming with certain triumph, pressed further,

 

"Could it be… that the magic item is no longer functional?"

 

Hmm... now, how to play this?

 

 It would be easy enough to explain that the location data had been reset once by the Pied Piper of Hamelin, and that it was now usable again.

 

 If I used it here right in front of him to link to the front of Tachikawa Station, he wouldn't be able to argue.

 

 However, if I did that, the Guild would be on guard and might set up anti-transfer measures.

 

 That would be a pain.

 

 I looked around. Suddenly, the number of curious students had increased considerably.

 

……………………Actually, this might be the perfect opportunity.

 

 I made up my mind and said to Yaguchi,

 

"I won’t be using transfer for the evacuation."

 

"Hmm. Then, how exactly do you plan to do it?"

 

 Yaguchi asked the question with the expression of a teacher handing a deliberately impossible problem to a failing student. And I answered as if it were the most obvious thing in the world,

 

"I'll wipe out every monster in Tachikawa."

 

"....................Huh?"

 

 As Yaguchi gaped in shock, I repeated myself,

 

"Like I said. For the evacuation, I will eliminate every monster in Tachikawa. Then, I’ll blockade the entrances to every dungeon. That way, the evacuation to the Guild————"

 

"Listen to yourself!"

 

 Yaguchi cut me off, his voice sharp with derision.

 

"That’s impossible! Honestly, I thought you were going to say something sensible..."

 

 The look in Yaguchi’s eyes was a jumble mix of anger, exasperation, and contempt

 

 It was the look of someone who felt a serious discussion was being mocked. I actually felt my opinion of Yaguchi improve somewhat.

 

I see... so Yaguchi is serious in his own way. Well, I suppose he wouldn't travel all this way through monster territory alone if he wasn't.

 

"I’m sorry, but I’m a busy man. I still haven't finished distributing the supplies. If you'll excuse me."

 

"————Even after you see this?"

 

 Yaguchi, who had turned to walk away, looked back with an air of annoyance.

 

 But the moment his eyes fell upon what I was holding, they snapped wide open.

 

"!!! That... is...! No way!?"

 

 A gigantic, crimson Magic Stone, over 40 centimeters in diameter.

 

 Once I confirmed that Yaguchi fully understood the implications, I began summoning my cards one after another:  

 

 Kisshouten, Artemis, Selene, Seoritsu-hime, Frigg, Nemain, Morrígan, Macha, Kimaris...

 

 Nearly my complete lineup, minus the C+ rank ones and my trump card, Athena.

 

 Even if they couldn't identify the specific races, the sudden appearance of several high-tier deities and demons—instantly recognizable as B-Rank—caused the entire venue to fall deathly silent.

 

 For ordinary people, who weren't adventurers, the mere presence of B-rank beings instilled an overwhelming pressure—enough to raise goosebumps and make one feel crushed.

 

 When nearly ten of them appeared at once, the evacuees froze like a frog stared down by a snake, unable to utter a single sound.

 

 The members of the Adventurer’s Club, who were really only slightly capable than the average people themselves, were no exception. The only ones in this place still capable of finding their voices were me, their Master, and…

 

"T-to think you’ve brought all these B-ranks under your command...!"

 

 …only Yaguchi, who was likely a former member of the Self-Defense Force.

 

 Breaking out in a cold sweat—yet simultaneously looking somewhat exhilarated—Yaguchi stared as I said,

 

"As you can see, I possess enough strength to take down even an A-rank. No matter how many ‘enemies’ are lurking around Tachikawa, they won't be a problem."

 

"…………………………"

 

"Please make sure to convey that clearly to the Guild."

 

 I locked eyes with him as I spoke. Yaguchi lowered his gaze for a moment with a faint, self-deprecating smirk…

 

"Yes… I certainly will."

 

 He looked up, and he nodded. When he did so, his expression was clear, as if a weight had been lifted off his shoulders.

 

 

 

TipsArea-of-Effect Attack

 

 As the name implies, this is a skill that allows you to attack all enemies.

 

 In this context, 'enemies' refers to 'all enemies recognized by the skill user'.

 

 Enemies not recognized by the skill user will not be targeted, even if they are right in front of them. Conversely, if an enemy is recognized, they become a target regardless of location—even if they are inside a cross-space or on the other side of the Earth (though whether the attack reaches them depends on the energy channeled into the skill).

 

 Because of this, enemies using Presence Concealment skills like [Hide and Seek] skill are excluded from the target list. If an enemy has been recognized even once, they will remain a target even if they activate a Presence Concealment skill afterward.

 

 Furthermore, in places like dungeons—where spaces are independent by floor— or on the surface during Phase 4 and beyond where spaces are isolated, the boundaries of that specific area become the effective range of the skill.

 

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Notes:

It’s derived from bottled lemon advertisements which use such marketing claims

 


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