Tuesday, March 17, 2026

Can a Mob Highschooler be a Normie: Chapter 145

Mob Kousei No Ore Demo Boukensha Ni Nareba Riajuu Ni Naremasuka: Chapter #145

Translators: Nyx and Ririi Rain

 

 

 

 

 


Episode 145: Reunion (2)

 

 

 

 

 


 

"O-Onii-chan...?"

 

"……………………"

 

 Standing before the gaping crater where the school used to be, I gripped Ai's hand in silence, my mind racing with thoughts of what could have happened to the school.

 

 As of yesterday, Anna and the others were safe, and likely, nothing happened to the school either. Considering the time difference, if something did happen to the school, it must have been within the last few minutes.

 

What is ‘something’ that can obliterate the school without a trace in an instant?

 

A horde of B-rank monsters? A powerful A-rank monster? An Irregular Encounter? ...Or maybe, an attack by humans?

 

 In an instant, various possibilities and their outcomes flashed through my mind.

 

Is Mom okay? And Anna and the others? What about Shinomiya-san, Higashino, Nishida—is everyone safe? Wait, no, calm down.

 

 My boiling brain…… I readjusted it.

 

Audrey.

 

Yes.

 

 My composure restored, I shared Audrey’s vision through the Link.

 

 When I overlaid her vision, which had a cross-space perspective, with mine, there it was. The Garden of the Hesperides and the school building, not harmed.

 

So they just evacuated the school into the Hesperides after all. Thank goodness...

 

 Thinking calmly, it was highly unlikely for the situation to change so drastically that the school building vanished in just a matter of minutes. And even if something big had happened to the school during this past month, Anna would surely have mentioned it.

 

 The fact that she hadn't made it clear that the building was safe.

 

 Though I don't know the specifics of how they managed it, they probably used some kind of Cardification magic item to evacuate the entire building into Hesperides.

 

"Ai, it's okay. The school is safe."

 

"R-really? Is Mom also okay?"

 

"Yeah."

 

 I had no concrete proof, but I nodded, trusting absolutely that she was fine.

 

 Just as I was about to step inside the Hesperides, I halted.

 

"Oops... hold on."

 

 I pulled out a small vial from my pocket, gave Mea a meaningful glance, and conspicuously drank from it.

 

 The moment I did, my appearance reverted to my original, youthful age.

 

"Eh!?"

 

 I said to Ai, whose eyes widened in surprise,

 

"It's a rejuvenation potion I got along the way. ...I didn't want to worry Mom looking like that."

 

 Ai nodded, convinced, but the truth was a little different.

 

 What I just drank was just a simple potion, and I had already been rejuvenated yesterday thanks to Renge's True Amrita.

 

 Mea had simply activated her skill to 'paste' my older appearance on me until now.

 

 The people at school weren't supposed to know my older appearance, and frankly, I wanted to go back to my normal self now.

 

 When I returned to the island, I planned to say I'd rejuvenated using potion, just as I told Ai.

 

 Since I had acquired a fair amount of rejuvenation items during my journey, it was a perfectly plausible excuse.

 

"Alright, let's go."

 

 Through Audrey, we entered the Hesperides.

 

 Just as we were about to head straight toward the school building, I sensed several rapid presences approaching.

 

 I waited right there, and—

 

"Who are you!?"

 

 It was a group of about five figures riding Pegasi and equipped with Dullahan cards.

 

 They surrounded us, on high alert――

 

"...Huh, Maro?!"

 

 They quickly recognized me.

 

 The man at the front, who seemed to be the one in command, removed his helmet. The face revealed beneath was one I knew well.

 

"Higashino!!"

 

"You’re safe after all! Welcome back, man...!"

 

 Higashino dismounted, and we slapped each other on the shoulder, relieved to see each other safe.

 

 Higashino, whom I hadn't seen in a month, looked somehow more serious than I remembered.

 

"Where's my mother? Do you know where she is?"

 

 After a moment of celebrating our reunion, that was the first thing I asked.

 

 Higashino glanced at Ai, then scratched his head apologetically...

 

"Sorry, Auntie's location is top-secret. I don't know either."

 

"I see..."

 

 My mom, as the master of Hesperides, would be the lifeline for everyone here.

 

 Anna must have hidden her away to prevent any possible attack.

 

"Just guide me to Anna then."

 

"Got it. I'll escort Maro to Her Excellency. You guys keep patrolling."

 

""Understood.""

 

Her Excellency?

 

 I tilted my head, questioning this. But the other members flew off without another word.

 

"Let's go then."

 

"Yeah."

 

 I had things I wanted to ask, but for now, I swallowed my questions and started walking beside Higashino.

 

"A lot has happened since you've been away, you know."

 

I bet.

 

 I thought, nodding.

 

Just as a lot happened on my end, a lot must have happened here, too.

 

 However, I was confident that no matter what I was told, I wouldn't be shaken by much now.

 

After all, my mind is no longer quite human...

 

"Like, that Nishida bastard, he lost his virginity..."

 

WH—WHATTTTTTTTTTTTTTT!?!?!?!?!?!

 

Nishida!? Lost his virginity!? With that lolita beautiful girl!?

 

 BAM!!! The shock hit me like a blow to the head with a hammer, and I nearly collapsed to my knees.

 

Tha-that bastard! While I was walking the path of hell, that bastard was--! He climbed the stairs to adulthood ahead of me!? In this crisis? Is it that the crisis heightened his survival instinct?! F-don't mess with me! What utter injustice! How can this be allowed...!?

 

N-no, calm down. Nishida cheered me on when I became an adventurer, didn't he? What kind of friend am I if I can't be happy for my friend's happiness? Calm down, calm down.

 

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NI. SHI. DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!

 

Damn it, I just can't help but feel jealous…!

 

 Desperately suppressing the burning rage, jealousy, and impatience that consumed me, I somehow managed to say something,

 

"...Hmph, that Nishida, huh. Good for him, I guess."

 

 Exerting all my mental strength, I feigned a calm and composed attitude on the surface. Higashino shot me a look of suspicion and doubt,

 

"What's with that relaxed reaction...? Don't tell me, YOU—!"

 

"Heh..."

 

 I deliberately said nothing, and just gave a meaningful chuckle.

 

"A bluff? No, but with Maro, there's no shortage of partners... DAMMIT!"

 

 As I basked in a hollow sense of superiority over Higashino, who clenched his fist in frustration, I keenly felt the intense stares from my cards behind me. Their gazes seemed to say, "Why bother with such a pointless display of vanity..."

 

Hmph, women wouldn't understand. The feelings of a boy during adolescence...

 

"Haa... Well, whatever about that Nishida. Other things happened too, like a bunch of B-rank monsters invaded, a super-beautiful girl who is Kannadzuki's younger sister appeared, and the Tachikawa Guild interfered with us. A lot of stuff went down while you were gone, Maro."

 

 Higashino rattled off a list of events of the past month... but sorry, none of it was registering in my brain. The impact of Nishida graduating from virginity was too overwhelming.

 

Like, what kind of situation did it happen in? Who initiated it? If Nishida invited her, how did he do it? What was the first time like?

 

 I had a mountain of questions for the sake of future knowledge, but Higashino probably didn't know the details, and besides, with my little sister right behind me, these weren't exactly questions I could ask.

 

Ahh, I want a girlfriend too. Why can't I get a girlfriend? I'm not even trying to guard my chastity, yet I have zero luck with those kinds of events.

 

It's almost as if some great power is interfering...

 

 Lost in such thoughts as I walked, we arrived in front of the school building before I knew it

 

 The illuminated school building stood on a hill with an excellent view, overlooking the entire Garden of Hesperides.

 

 In the center, away from the school, there was a giant, dimly glowing Golden Apple Tree, and guarding it was the massive, strange form of a hundred-headed dragon—Ladon.

 

 The Golden Apples growing in the Garden of the Hesperides possessed a potent, irresistible alluring effect that drew monsters.

 

 Even B-rank monsters cannot resist it, and any intruders will find themselves fighting Ladon, who guards the Golden Apples.

 

 This magnificent guardian dragon had protected the Hesperides and everyone at the school while I was away.

 

"Oi, Maro?"

"Onii-chan?"

 

 I had been staring at Ladon and the Golden Apple Tree for a while, feeling the refreshing breeze on my skin, but I was called by Higashino and Ai, and we entered the school building.

 

"Ah, you can leave your shoes on."

 

 Higashino told me this just as I was about to change into my indoor shoes at the familiar shoe-locker entrance.

 

 Looking around, I saw that the fluorescent-lit corridor was quite dirty with mud.

 

 Naturally, the adult evacuees wouldn't have indoor shoes, and they probably made it possible to walk around in outdoor shoes so they could escape quickly in case of an emergency.

 

"But, you should only summon one card at a time. The evacuees unaccustomed to monsters might get scared."

 

"Only one is okay?"

 

"Yeah. It's also an issue with barriers and stuff. Technically, it's supposed to be 'summoning any monster card is forbidden’, but we, the Adventurers' Club, have been made an exception because we're involved in defense."

 

"...Humm, got it."

 

 I nodded and returned all my cards to their card forms, except for Dress, who had the Equipping skill. Ai hadn't summoned anyone other than Amalthea anyway, so she was fine

 

 Sending the cards back significantly cleared up the space.

 

 Though in reality, the four with [Hide and Seek] skill—Renge, Suzuka, Audrey, and Morrigan—only pretended to return. They remained nearby in an invisible state.

 

If the concern is about scaring the evacuees unfamiliar with monsters, then as long as they aren't seen, it should be fine.

 

Well, the real reason is probably less about consideration for the evacuees and more about preventing people from fighting each other using cards...

 

Even if the people aren't used to monsters, a month has passed since Angolmois. They should have gotten used to the existence of cards and monsters, whether they liked it or not.

 

 Despite this, the continued prohibition of summoning cards other than for the Adventurers' Club members could only mean there were other motives at play.

 

"You decided to keep her instead of Renge-chan?"

 

 Higashino asked, looking puzzled that I had kept Dress instead of Renge.

 

 I briefly answered while pointing to Dress with my thumb,

 

"She has the Equipping skill."

 

"Ah, I see."

 

 Higashino nodded in understanding and stared intently at Dress.

 

 She had long, lustrous, raven-black hair, and her dress-armor was adorned with raven feathers of the same color. In contrast, her skin was so pale it seemed to glow and her eyes were the color of blood. She was an icy, cold beauty...

 

 Higashino observed Dress from head to toe and muttered,

 

"Judging by this pressure, she's definitely B-rank. And since she has the Equipping Skill... is she Nemain?"

 

"Ooh!? You got that right!"

 

"Heh heh, I've been studying cards and monsters a lot lately."

 

 When I expressed surprise that he'd guessed Dress's race right, Higashino rubbed under his nose, looking a little bashful.

 

"But seriously, this card included, all the cards you brought looked really strong, Maro. My squad members were all intimidated by the pressure. ...Guess that means your journey was really tough, huh?"

 

"Well, yeah."

 

"I see... I'm really glad you made it back."

 

 Higashino patted my shoulder lightly and started walking.

 

 I was grateful for Higashino's attitude of not prying too deeply in moments like this.

 

 Only the hard sound of our shoes echoed in the silent night corridor.

 

 There was hardly any sign of people inside the school.

 

Well, it is nighttime. Still, I feel there are too few people...

 

 I thought like that while glancing around.

 

"There's hardly anyone around, right?"

 

 Higashino said, noticing my reaction.

 

"Everyone's holed up in places like the Mayoiga. ...Until recently, it was lively even at night, with people in the manga cafe and watching movies in the audio-visual room."

 

"Did something happen?"

 

 When I asked, Higashino briefly hesitated, showing a slight reluctance to speak. But when I prompted him with my gaze, he sighed softly and answered,

 

"I mentioned a B-rank monsters invaded earlier, right? Well, during that, stray fire hit the school building directly. ...A few people died.”

 

 Hearing that, I observed the surroundings and noticed a section of the corridor that was suspiciously pristine and looked brand new.

 

 At first glance, it looked flawless, but it had actually been repaired.

 

 Higashino then leaned close to my ear, whispering so Ai couldn't hear,

 

"...Some people are saying that if you had been here, there wouldn't have been any casualties. It's just a few people, though."

 

"I, see..."

 

 I understood why Higashino had hesitated earlier, and I nodded.

 

Well, if I hadn't been there during a crucial time, those kinds of voices would surface, I guess.

 

 Truthfully, if I'd been present, it's highly likely I could have prevented those casualties.

 

 Athena's pseudo-safe zone could easily cover this entire school.

 

But, since the school people don't know that, it's just scapegoating... but I can't blame them for thinking that.

 

After all, we ourselves acted in a way that made people believe, "He could have done something."

 

Excessive trust instantly turns into distrust the moment a flaw appears.

 

The deserted feel of this place might be a reflection of their deep-seated doubt in our Adventurers' Club.

 

 As we climbed the stairs talking such things, I saw an armored angel ahead—Anna's Dunamis.

 

 Standing nearly three meters tall, the Dunamis stood guard before the club room like a gatekeeper, looking slightly cramped with its head scraping the ceiling.

 

"Alright, I'm off to continue my patrol. Let's chat more later."

 

"Yeah, later then."

 

 I waved goodbye to Higashino as he left, and just as I was about to speak to Dunamis, the gatekeeper—

 

"――――Senpai !?"

 

 Anna burst through the door with a bang.

 

 Without pausing, she threw herself into a strong hug with me.

 

"Welcome back!"

 

 I smelled a faint, pleasant citrus scent. Her body was warm. Plus, I felt a voluminous, soft sensation against my abdomen.

 

 And that smile as she looked up at me, eyes glistening with tears, made my heart skip a beat.

 

"Wahh! I'm so relieved you're safe... I was worried, you know!"

 

"A-Anna..."

 

 Just as I unconsciously moved to hug her back, all expression suddenly drained from Anna's face, and she quickly pulled away.

 

H-huh...!?

 

 As I stood there confused, Anna took a step back and scrutinized me from head to toe before muttering,

 

"Senpai, that appearance..."

 

Ah, ah... I see, so that's what it was.

 

 I understood what she was wondering about and nodded.

 

"I'll explain that later. Don't worry, it's really me. More importantly, where's my mother?"

 

 Anna glanced at Ai, who was grinning at us like the Cheshire Cat, and then turned to look behind her at Tanya.

 

 It was only after Tanya, who had [Deceit Detection] skill, gave a firm nod that Anna's smile returned.

 

"Your mother is this way.”

 

 We were led into the club room, and Anna pointed to a corner of the room.

 

"Oh, Kochū no Ten?"

 

 When I overlaid Audrey's vision with my own, I saw a large Chinese-style jar there.

 

"I'm going to see my mother first. Sorry, but we'll talk in detail later."

 

"Yes. Please take your time, and don't worry about us."

 

 Anna smiled as she saw me off, and I entered the Kochū no Ten with Ai.

 

"――――You must be Master's family. We have been expecting you."

 

 Upon entering, we were immediately greeted by the old man who was the core of the Kochū no Ten.

 

"Where's Mom?"

 

"Right this way."

 

 The old man led us to the front door, which opened onto a bedroom where Mom lay asleep on the bed.

 

 Ai and I leaned over to look at her sleeping face.

 

"...Mom, have gotten so thin," Ai whispered.

 

"Yeah..."

 

 My mom, whom I hadn't seen in a month, looked more haggard than I remembered and even seemed to have aged a few years.

 

 Noticing the presence, my mom's eyelids slowly fluttered open.

 

"……Utamaro, Ai?"

 

"Mom!"

"We're home."

 

 With a start, her eyes snapped open, and she pulled us both into her arms.

 

"Utamaro! Ai!"

 

"Mommyyyy...!"

 

 Hugging my mom and Ai, who were quietly crying, I finally savored the joy of having fulfilled one of my duties.

 

***

 

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