Can a Mob Highschooler be a Normie: Chapter 168

Mob Kousei No Ore Demo Boukensha Ni Nareba Riajuu Ni Naremasuka: Chapter #168

Translators: Nyx and Ririi Rain

 

 

 

 

 

 

Episode 168: Grim Reaper Slayer (1)

 

 

 

 

 

 

"This is the card for our trade."

 

 The following morning.

 

 I visited Yujin-san's house to hand over the card I’d pulled from the gacha.

 

 Of course, it wasn't me who went this time either—it was Suzuka, transformed into me.

 

"Oh, Dominion...! I never imagined you’d give us something this powerful! This is a lifesaver!"

 

 Yujin-san beamed from ear to ear as he looked at the card I handed him.

 

 It seemed he had no complaints about the trade.

 

 Now that the value of cards and items from before Angolmois no longer served as a benchmark, the standard for trades had become whether both parties considered it satisfactory.

 

……Well, there’s a chance Yujin-san might have some complaints once he learns about Garnet’s effect, but in this world, information is a valuable asset in its own right.

 

Even if information asymmetry creates a disparity in the value of goods between us, I’m under no obligation to hand over information for free.

 

If they don’t know Garnet’s effect and lack a way to use it, then such is Garnet’s value to Yujin-san and the others here.

 

……That said, I have no intention of ripping them off, either. Factoring in Renge’s Key Item, the value of Garnet to both parties, and the rental fee for Hephaestus over the past few years, I judged that Dominion was a fair price.

 

"With this, enemies like the lot we faced recently won’t stand a chance. Appreciate it."

 

 Indeed, with Dominion—which can summon the B-rank equipping card Dunamis—they should be able to repel enemies of that caliber without issue.

 

…That is, as long as the enemies are of that caliber.

 

 Having successfully defended the island and not letting a single enemy escape, the other side surely heightened their vigilance.

 

If they simply give up on this island, that would be great, but if they come back, they’ll undoubtedly send an even more powerful force.

 

Will Dominion really be enough then?

 

 No matter how many Dunamis can be summoned by Dominion, a single Anti-Subordinate Skill could take them all out in one fell swoop.

 

……Well, we'll cross that bridge when the time comes. The Dominion is, after all, just a card to minimize my direct involvement. Only when things escalate beyond the Dominion's capabilities will I send aid—defeat them if I can, or if not, help the people here escape to Tachikawa.

 

That, too, is part of the price.

 

 That was my thinking.

 

And one more thing.

 

"And thanks for putting the dungeon Bosses in their place. Took a load off our plate.”

 

 During the Empire's recent attack, the dungeon Bosses took a neutral stance, siding neither with the Empire nor with Oragashima.

 

 I don’t know if they simply hated being used by humans, or if it was a statement that they 'have no intention of getting involved in human conflicts', but what’s certain is that they 'didn’t become our allies'.

 

I can’t say I don’t understand their feelings, but such individuals are nothing but uncertainties.

 

 So I gathered the dungeon Bosses and made it clear: if they didn't cooperate during the next invasion, I would 'have them replaced'.

 

 I phrased it mildly, but the implication was clear—they’d disappear.

 

 Since I’d summoned all my cards to intimidate them, all but a few belligerent Bosses—regardless of their true feelings—nodded in agreement to cooperate with any defense efforts going forward.

 

 Of course, this wasn't free; the promise was to pay Magic Stones corresponding to each dungeon Boss's rank for every battle they fought.

 

 Given the nature of the Authority of Contract, compensation was essential. Still, as long as it could be covered by the Irregular Encounter's Magic Stone, it might as well be free.

 

"Since you're here, why not stick around for a meal?"

 

"Ah... sorry. Actually, I have an important appointment after this."

 

 Appointment. Of course, it was about the summons from the Saintess yesterday.

 

 She said it could be whenever I had time, preferably soon, but when it comes from your superior, that's just a polite way of saying "get here now."

 

 Still, since I needed to deliver the card to Oragashima as soon as possible, I came here just to hand it over.

 

 ……Truth be told, I’d have preferred to do more than just give the dungeon Bosses a stern warning; I wanted to draw a clear line and limit cooperation to only those who would willingly help even without a contract. But with my meeting with the Saintess awaiting, I simply didn’t have the time to conquer each dungeon one by one and eliminate the Bosses.

 

 Since there were some dungeon Bosses who had been getting along well with the residents of Oragashima, I decided to use this to give them a single chance to prove themselves.

 

 Upon hearing my reply, Yujin-san looked disappointed.

 

“……I see. Well, come by anytime. You’re always welcome.”

 

"Okay."

 

 After exchanging a firm handshake with Yujin-san, I used the Hamelin's Flute to send my cards back.

 

 

 

 

 

"Thank you very much for honoring my invitation today."

 

 Having successfully concluded my trade with Yujin-san, I headed straight for the Star Mother Association’s shelter.

 

 Of course, this time I visited in person.

 

 I was greeted by Hathor and Sekhmet as usual, who guided me to a room that looked like a hotel suite.

 

 The moment I saw the face of the Saintess waiting there with a smile, I felt my spirits sink to the depths.

 

 Just the thought of having to drink tea with this worst mass murderer in history made my fingertips tremble.

 

 Moreover, a conversation was awaiting, one that the Saintess had gone out of her way to describe as ‘important’

 

 It would have been strange if I didn’t feel down.

 

"How do you like this room?"

 

 After exchanging greetings while trying to appear as calm as possible and taking my seat, the Saintes asked me such question.

 

How do I like it...?

 

 I swept my eyes around the room.

 

 It was a spacious, luxurious room, no less impressive than any chamber in Fensalir. Even to my untrained eye, I could tell it was filled with top-tier furnishings. The carpet under my foot was plush and soft, and the chair I was sitting in was incredibly comfortable.

 

Yeah, it’s a nice room, isn’t it? I couldn’t think of any other impression.

 

...No, to be honest, I felt a slight sense of revulsion.

 

I don’t know what kind of rooms the ordinary believers live in, but I doubt everyone lives in a room like this.

 

While a hellish scene unfolds outside, she lives this luxurious life using the wealth she’s siphoned off from so many people in front of Angolmois……

 

And to say I didn’t feel revulsion and contempt would be a lie.

 

"It’s a very nice room, isn’t it? Is this your private quarters, Saintess-sama?"

 

 Hiding those inner thoughts, I complimented the room. The Saintess chuckled softly, amused.

 

"No, no, this is Kitagawa-san's room."

 

"Mine?"

 

"Yes."

 

 As I furrowed my brow at those unexpected words, the Saintess nodded nonchalantly

 

" We can’t very well give a Five-Star executive a modest room. If those at the top live in poverty, wouldn’t that sap the motivation of those below?"

 

Well, not that I don’t see her point, but…

 

" Similar rooms have been prepared not just in this shelter, but in every shelter across the country, so you shouldn’t have any trouble finding a place to stay wherever you go. You’ll even have a personal attendant."

 

…It’s a waste of resources and manpower, considering I hardly ever stick around.

 

 Despite my internal commentary, I maintained a polite facade and bowed, saying,

 

"Thank you for your thoughtfulness."

 

"By the way, have you managed to reunite with your whole family?"

 

 The Saintess asked me in a casual tone, as if we were just making small talk—perhaps she didn't intend to get to the main point just yet.

 

 She was still speaking in the tone of casual small talk.

 

...Wait, is her real goal to find out how things are going for me?

 

 While my mind raced with these thoughts, I shook my head as I answered,

 

"No, not yet with my father..."

 

"Oh? And why might that be?"

 

"Well, circumstances have arisen…"

 

 While the Saintess tilted her head in curiosity, I kept my response vague and decided to cut straight to the chase,

 

"By all means, what is the important thing you wished to discuss?”

 

 When I asked, the Saintess gave a small nod and began to speak, as if the previous conversation really had been nothing more than light chit-chat,

 

"First, regarding your position, Kitagawa-san. Have you heard about the Star Guides and the Five-Star Generals?"

 

Ah, so that's what this is about.

 

 I nodded back.

 

"Yes, well, more or less."

 

"I see. In that case, this will be quick. Do you have any preferences, Kitagawa-san?"

 

"If possible, I’d prefer to be a Five-Star General. I am not familiar with the internal affairs, and I’m more suited to being out and about."

 

" I understand. Then a Five Star General you shall be."

 

 The Saintess nodded without hesitation.

 

Had she anticipated my answer? Or did it not matter to her either way?

 

" Now, regarding the deck granted to a Five-Star General, do you have any requests? We can’t guarantee everything will be exactly as you specify, but we can accommodate the overall concept of the deck, and we can even provide one top-tier card of your choice."

 

Even a top-tier card...

 

The Star Mother Association’s resources truly seemed abundant.

 

 Suppressing the dread rising within me, I spoke,

 

"About that... May I receive magic items instead of cards?"

 

"Hmm, magic items?"

 

"Yes. Even if you provided me with a deck, my personal deck is nearly complete, so it would just sit unused. Magic items would be more useful for expanding my combat capabilities."

 

If the Saintess hesitates at this, it would mean the Star Mother Association did intend to slip a cursed card into my pocket...

 

" I see. In that case, we’ll provide magic items of equivalent value."

 

 But the Saintess nodded readily.

 

Is she not planning to manipulate me with a cursed card...? Or did she sense my wariness and deliberately avoid it?

 

 Either way, with the momentum gained, I pressed further,

 

"Regarding the magic items I'll be receiving... If possible, I'd like one with Absolute Release. If that is too difficult, then please let me choose an A-rank item."

 

"An item capable of Absolute Release or an A-rank magic item, you say..."

 

 At this, even the Saintess seemed to fall deep in thought.

 

"I’m terribly sorry, but even I don’t possess any Absolute Release magic item."

 

Not even the Saintess has one...?

 

 Just as I was about to hang my head in disappointment, thinking they must be that rare…

 

"However, when it comes to A-rank magic items, depending on the item, it may be possible."

 

"Really!?"

 

 I snapped my head up. The Saintess offered a gentle smile and nodded in return,

 

"Yes. That said, while B-rank and below is one thing, A-rank magic items are precious even to us. So… for A-rank items, I can offer up to three; for B-rank and below, up to ten per A-rank slot. Would that be acceptable?"

 

Three A-rank items! And for B-rank and below, ten per A-rank slot!

 

As always, the Star Mother Association is so generous it’s almost scary…

 

“Yes, I'll accept that."

 

 There was no reason to refuse. I nodded.

 

"…Ah, if I may ask, what if the item comes from a Disappointment Box and its details are unknown?”

 

…While drop items are one thing, if an item comes from a Disappointment Box, there’s room to negotiate its rank.

 

 I asked, hoping that even if an item would technically be A-rank, there might be leeway to secure it within the B-rank slot, but...

 

“Ah, regarding that, even if the effects are unknown, we can still determine the item’s 'rank1', so how about we treat even items with unknown details according to their appropriate rank?”

 

Guess I can’t have it that easy, after all...

 

Still, the Star Mother Association has a way to gauge an item's rank, huh... Is it some A-rank Authority? Or maybe they can measure it based on the sheer magnitude of the pure power a magic item holds?

 

“…As for the items I’ll be receiving, may I verify them with my own eyes first?”

 

“Of course, that's no problem at all.”

 

Good. This way, I can tell if they’re Key Items or not.

 

Depending on what I choose, the Association might be able to narrow down the Spiritual Recurrence destination in my hold, but that can't be helped.

 

...But this is more generous than I expected.

 

Should I try asking for one more thing, even if it's a long shot?

 

She said she didn't possess a magic item with Absolute Release, but maybe they could arrange to get me someone who holds a card with that ability, even just once.

 

If it’s a personnel they send, there’s no risk of me being manipulated by a cursed card.

 

"..................."

 

...Nah, better not.

 

Even if I borrow the Star Mother Association's power to break Izayoi Shoji's Absolute Barrier and reunite with my dad, it'd be disastrous if they just used their own Absolute Barrier to imprison him.

 

That would mean I’d have no choice but to do whatever the Star Mother Association says.

 

In a way, it might be safer than staying at Izayoi Shoji… but that would only last as long as I’m of use to them.

 

Nevertheless, there's one thing I need to ask,

 

"Do you possess any knowledge regarding the magic item capable of Absolute Release?"

 

"I myself don't know the effects of every single skill or magic item in existence..."

 

"…………"

 

 She answered without actually answering the question.

 

It's probably a countermeasure against Deceit Detection, but that very way of answering tells me the Saintess does know something about the Absolute Release magic item.

 

Why is the Saintess refusing to give me information about the Absolute Release magic item…?

 

I can think of a few reasons, but the most likely candidate is the Authority of Contract.

 

Absolute Release could even nullify the Authority of Contract.

 

If the Saintess is trying to bind me with the Authority of Contract, she definitely wouldn't want me having a means that can unilaterally void that contract.

 

What in the world does she intend to make me do by binding me with that Authority...?

 

 The thought bothered me immensely, but either way, it wasn't like I had the power to refuse.

 

 I shook my head slightly to clear my thoughts, then nodded back at the Saintess,

 

"I understand. Thank you for your kindness."

 

"Very well. I’ll have the list prepared right away."

 

 With that, the Saintess operated her Card Gear. She must have sent a message to her underlings.

 

"Now then, while we await the list, shall we discuss the second matter?"

 

The second matter... I knew it. That wasn't the only reason she called me here. Well, there’s no such thing as a free lunch; she wasn't just going to give me all these 'carrots' and call it a day. And she did say 'first' earlier, after all.

 

 I straightened my posture and steeled myself. This part was the actual business.

 

"Do you recall why we invited you to join us, Kitagawa-san?"

 

As if I could ever forget.

 

"You wish for my cooperation in defeating the Great King of Angolmois … correct?"

 

"Yes, precisely."

 

 The Saintess nodded with satisfaction.

 

"I believe it’s time we discuss the specifics of that cooperation. We’d like you, Kitagawa-san, to help us weaken the Great King of Angolmois."

 

Help weaken him? ...Wait, could she mean—!?

 

 A chill ran down my spine.

 

 The Saintess had stated that the Star Mother Association had brought Angolmois to reduce the distortion in the law of causality and weaken the Great King of Angolmois.

 

 That it was to cull the human population—which should have died out—and bring things closer to how they were meant to be.

 

If she’s asking for my help, that means...

 

 Seeing my face, which must have gone deathly pale, the Saintess tilted her head in puzzlement for a moment before breaking into a wry smile,

 

"Ah, please rest assured—I’m not asking you to kill surviving humans, Kitagawa-san."

 

"……Is, that so?"

 

 At those words, I couldn’t help but let my relief show, with no pretense of hiding it.

 

"What I’d like to ask of you, Kitagawa-san, is mainly to deal with the Great King of Angolmois’s minions… the Irregular Encounters."

 

“The Irregular Encounters?”

 

 To my echo, the Saintess nodded and continued,

 

“The Great King of Angolmois possesses all the abilities of Irregular Encounters, as well as the ability to summon them. However, if a full-spec Irregular Encounter is defeated within Angolmois, not only will it not revive for a while, but its ability will also be stripped from the Great King of Angolmois's arsenal. Thus, by defeating Irregular Encounters, we can weaken the Great King of Angolmois."

 

Possesses the abilities of all Irregular Encounters, as well as the ability to summon them...

 

 I was speechless.

 

That explains why they’d go so far as to unleash Angolmois just to weaken him. ...Or rather, this is how strong he is even after being weakened?

 

 ――――Even going this far, it is barely enough. ...I have to admit that even that is an optimistic hope.2

 

 The Saintess’s words from when she recruited me came flooding back to me.

 

I get it now… I was wondering why they’d treat someone like me so generously—so it’s because they needed all the help they could get.

 

" Of course, I’m not asking Kitagawa-san to defeat every single Grim Reaper. We’re handling the Irregular Encounters in cooperation with sister organizations of the Star Mother Association worldwide, so basically, it’s fine if you just defeat them when you encounter them. Of course, we’ll pay you a proper reward for your efforts."

 

...I see. If that's the case, it’s not all that different from what I’ve been doing anyway,

 

 I thought like that. But just then, the Saintess’s eyes narrowed sharply.

 

 That alone was enough to make her aura turn cold and dark. I stiffened, startled.

 

“...However, there are certain enemies I'd like you to prioritize. The Irregular Encounters that have been turned into cards."

 

"—!"

 

 I gasped.

 

I never expected that topic to come up here...!

 

 Aware that I was leaning forward slightly in my seat, I asked,

 

"... Is that like ‘The Wolf and the Seven Young Goats’?"

 

 The Saintess gave a nod.

 

"Irregular Encounters, too, sometimes leave behind a card of themselves when they acknowledge their opponent. …Though, the humans they choose are invariably limited to a specific kind."

 

A specific kind?

 

 The mysterious card left behind by the Pied Piper of Hamelin flashed through my mind.

 

 Feeling a cold sweat slowly break out on my back, I urged her to continue,

 

"...And that is?"

 

"People who resonate with their cause... In other words, those harboring a desire for destruction3—those who wish for the world's end."

 

A desire for destruction...?

 

  I was somewhat perplexed by this unforeseen answer.

 

Well, I suppose it’s true that it could be said that I was likely picked by a Grim Reaper... but that description didn’t really fit me.

 

Does that mean the Irregular Encounter card and the card left behind by the Pied Piper of Hamelin are two different things?

 

 Ignoring my deep thought, the Saintess went on,

 

"Those who resonate with the ideology of the Irregular Encounters and have obtained such a card... we call them 'Grim Tellers'."

 

"Grim Tellers..."

 

 I rolled the words around in my mouth. Then I asked, hesitating as I wondered if I should even be asking this,

 

"Um… I hope you won’t take this the wrong way, but I was under the impression that these so-called Grim Tellers and the Star Mother Association were allies..."

 

 If my assumption was correct, the purpose of the Hound Master incident should have been to sneak the ‘Wolf and the Seven Young Goats’ card into the upper echelons of the government to hinder the Self-Defense Forces’ activities during the Angolmois.

 

 Given that the outcome of the incident worked out quite conveniently for the Star Mother Association, I had assumed that the Star Mother Association and the Hound Master—a Grim Teller—were working together…

 

 When I voiced my thought, the Saintess showed no sign of anger; rather, she nodded as if she saw my train of thought.

 

"It's only natural you would think so, Kitagawa-san. In fact, up until the arrival of Angolmois, we did maintain a cooperative relationship to some extent."

 

It was as I’d suspected.

 

 Rather than feeling dismay or anger, I found myself feeling a sense of acceptance.

 

 I even had the thought, “Yeah, that sounds just like the Star Mother Association.”

 

"In regard to alleviating the distortion of the law of causality, even if only slightly, our goals aligned with those of the Irregular Encounters by awakening Angolmois. However, our ultimate objectives from that point onward are diametrically opposed. Now, they are nothing but troublesome enemies."

 

"...I see."

 

 On one side, there's the Star Mother Association, advocating for ‘salvation of the Mother Sea’, and on the other, the Grim Reapers aiming for the ‘eradication of the Mother Sea’. They were fundamentally incompatible.

 

“What I’d like to ask of you, Kitagawa-san, is to deal with someone among the Grim Tellers who wields an especially powerful Irregular Encounter…”

 

 With murderous intent burning in her crimson eyes, the Saintess stated,

 

"————Hideyuki Hosoda. I want you to take care of the man known as the 'Grim Reaper Slayer’.”

 

 

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 Notes:

1  The raw use the word 格(kaku) which can be translated as status or rank↩

2  From ch. 143 ↩

3  A desire for destruction, written as 破滅願望 (hametsu ganbou) in the raw. Weblio.jp gave us this explanation: This term means feeling like nothing matters and wishing for things to be destroyed. In particular, it often refers to passively wishing for one's own destruction, while active ones are sometimes called destructive desires. ↩

 


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