Saturday, March 18, 2023

Can a Mob Highschooler be a Normie: Chapter 2

 

Mob Kousei No Ore Demo Boukensha Ni Nareba Riajuu Ni Naremasuka: Chapter #2

Translators: Nyx and Ririi Rain

 

 

Episode 2 Betting Life on a One Million Yen Gacha

 

 

After school. I declined an invitation from my friends to hang out and went to the Adventurer's Guild at Hachioji Station.

Basically, labyrinths appear randomly without warning, but statistics showed that labyrinths were more likely to appear in areas with higher populations. In order to cope with that, the adventurer's guilds were generally set up inside station buildings.

Especially in the metropolis of Tokyo, almost every reasonably large station had an adventurer's guild.

The reason why I went all the way to Hachioji instead of the Tachikawa Adventurer's Guild, which was the nearest station to my school, was because the Tachikawa Guild was Minamiyama's home guild.

Furthermore, this one was also closer to my home, so it was easier to visit on holidays.

 

As I exited the ticket gate, I began to see people in uniforms and civilian clothes, mixed in with those wearing tactical vests and military rucksacks, all dressed in somewhat stuffy outfits.

It was not some university survival game club. Adventurers made this station their home.

The eyes of people who see others as adventurers can be roughly divided into three at a glance: indifference, envy, and admiration.

 

Ten years have passed since [Second Angolmore]... The damage caused by the disaster, which was supposed to never happen again, still remains as a big scar in people's hearts. Among the people who suffered damage from monsters, there were even some who avoided the benefits of labyrinths such as potions and magic tools.

And the most prominent which seemed to be a nuisance to them was the presence of adventurers who used card monsters to earn a lot of money and gaining attention.

 

...That said, in general, adventurers are still a coveted profession in the eyes of the public. In fact, even now, a handsome Johnny's-type adventurer was surrounded by several high school girls and tried to talk to him.

At first glance, he looked troubled, but it was obvious from the outside that he was not unhappy about the situation.

I watched him with envy for a while as he disappeared into the coffee shop opposite the ticket gate as if he was being dragged along by the high school girls, but then I regained my composure and started walking.

 

A minute or so after exiting the ticket gate, I saw a large building attached to the station - commonly known as the Guild Building.

This building, which was built several years ago, had a grocery store in the basement, a restaurant on the first floor, adventurer goods on the 23rd floor, an adventurer's guild on the 4th floor, a card shop on the 5th floor, and a city hall on the 6th floor. Adventurers were able to do all their errands in one place.

It seemed that there were complaints from the labyrinth haters—the ones who hated labyrinths, especially those who were particularly vocal—about the fact that the adventurer's guild and the city hall were in the same building, but the city continued to wave them away.

One of the reasons for the city's insistence was that Hachioji Station was designated as an evacuation center in the event of an emergency.

Even if there were some complaints, it cannot be replaced by safety in an emergency...

 

 

 

 

"Welcome to the Tokyo Adventurer's Association. How may I help you today?"

 

When I went up to the 4th floor, a male employee who was standing idle near the door spoke to me with a smile.

 

"Um, to register as an adventurer..."

"Yes. Please take a numbered ticket from window number 4 over there."

"Ah, yes."

 

After a few minutes of waiting in the chair and checking the necessary documents and cash, my number was called.

 

"Hello, how can I help you today?"

"Hello, um, I'd like to register as an adventurer."

"It's an adventurer registration. For registration, you need a registration fee of 100,000 yen, a card of rank D or higher, an ID card that can confirm your current address, and if you are a minor, you need documents such as a consent form from your guardian. Do you have them with you today?"

"I have everything except the card."

"In that case, you will have to purchase the card on the upper floor. If you are not an adventurer, you will need a staff member to accompany you to purchase the card. Is that okay with you?"

 

It's the same flow as I had researched on the internet beforehand.

I gave a small nod.

 

"Then, I'll call the person in charge, so please wait a moment."

"I understand."

 

After I nodded, the female employee began to make a phone call in a familiar manner. Then, less than ten seconds after she put down the phone, a middle-aged man appeared from the back desk with a smile.

 

“Nice to meet you, my name is Shigeno.

"Ah, yes. Thank you very much."

"Then let me show you to the fifth floor."

 

I followed Shigeno-san up the stairs in the back of the guild.

There was no elevator or escalator on the 5th floor of this building, so you can only go up the stairs inside the Adventurer's Guild to get there.

There were guards wearing bulletproof vests standing in front of the stairs, and no ordinary person was allowed to enter.

Unlike the quiet and calm atmosphere of the 4th floor, the 5th floor was bustling with many adventurers.

The atmosphere was similar to that of a trading card store. Inside the store, there were many boards with copies of cards on them, and the adventurers were staring at them intently.

 

Shigeno-san was moving swiftly as if he was weaving his way through the gap between these adventurers. While I was intrigued by the spectacle, I used the space Shigeno-san had made for me so that I wouldn't get lost and followed him.

 

"Excuse me, I'd like to rent a booth to guide this person who wish to register."

 

When Shigeno-san reached the counter and said that to a staff, we were guided to a space blocked by thin walls and ornamental plants.

 

"Please have a seat."

"Oh, yes"

"May I ask your name first?"

"My name is Utamaro Kitagawa."

"So it’s Kitagawa-san. Again, my name is Shigeno. Since this is Kitagawa-san’s first time purchasing a card, I will give you a brief explanation."

"Please take care of me."

“Yes. Well, first of all, as you may know, monster cards are cards that contain the monsters that exist in the labyrinth. Adventurers will fight the monsters in the labyrinth by materializing these cards. The cards can only be used in the labyrinth, in spaces where special magic tools are used, and in emergency situations such as Angolmor. Are we clear so far?"

"Yes"

 

When I nodded, Mr. Shigeno gave a small smile, then he straightened his face.

 

"From here on, it will be a little more important. First of all, the monsters summoned from the card by the user... from now on, let’s call it the Master, the monster cannot harm their Master. Don't worry, this includes actions such as playing around and ignoring that the Master is harmed. In the first place, the Master can channel the damage from himself into the card. So, as long as the card is there, the Master's safety is guaranteed. ....But that doesn't mean that the card is absolutely obedient to the Master."

"Eh, is that so?"

 

I asked back, surprised at the unexpected new information.

All the cards I saw on TV were obedient to their Master, so I subconsciously believed that the cards were exactly like that.

 

"Yes. Cards are just as varied as human beings, from the quiet to the rebellious. Some become more and more obedient as they are used, while others stop listening to commands. Worst of all, some have even been found to renounce all combat except for self-defense. Cards have ownership rights, and by relinquishing these rights, the card's level of strength and memory can be reset so that anyone can use it, but even after resetting, the card's personality is inherited. Some used cards that have been used by incompatible owners have become irrepressibly rebellious, and there have been many problems for masters who have grabbed such cards."

"I see……"

 

I crossed my arms and groaned at Shigeno-san's explanation.

I've heard that cards had different personalities. This was because there were many threads on the internet saying things like "My tsundere vampire-chan is so cute that I am anemic every day" and "My nekomata-chan is too capricious and harsh".

However, it seems that the card's personality is actually more important than I thought.

 

"I have one question, but what do you do with those very rebellious cards? Even if people buy it, they can't use it, right?"

"Since we can't help it, we are selling them at a somewhat reduced price. I will explain it later, but please understand that there are plenty of uses for such cards."

"I understand."

"Then I will explain the various functions of the card next."

 

————Several tens of minutes later.

 

“This is the end of the explanation. If you have any questions, please feel free to ask at any time.”

"……Thank you very much."

 

I bowed to Shigeno-san after listening to various explanations about the card's detailed functions along with adventurer's duties and rights.

It was a much more in-depth lecture than a class at school, but strangely enough, it got into my head without a hitch. Perhaps because it was something that interested me, or perhaps it was because I felt a comfortable heat in my head.

 

“Well, thank you for waiting. Now, let's move on to the purchase of cards.”

"Ah!!"

 

Shigeno-san's words brought me back to my senses.

I can feel my heart beating faster and faster. Swallowing my saliva, I nodded.

 

"Yes. Yes, please take care of me."

"You don't have to be so nervous. This is a list of D-rank cards. The minimum price is from 1 million yen, but is your budget okay?"

"Yes, it is okay……"

 

With a trembling voice, I took out a million yen in an envelope from my bag.

It was the crystallization of my sweat and tears, which I had earned from my part-time job and from the annual gift I had saved up since I was a kid.

Shigeno-san glanced at it and took out the binder without even confirming the amount.

 

"You can pay the bill later. Please take your time and choose the card you want."

 

After saying that, Shigeno-san began to wait quietly.

I started looking through the binder list with a sideways glance, but...

 

(As expected, all the popular cards are expensive... especially the monster girl cards are over 5 million yen... What I can buy with 1 million yen... is only unpopular cards like orcs and ghouls.)

 

I closed my eyes for a moment and made up my mind.

In the next few minutes, the efforts of the past few months may be in vain.

But even so, I decided to go for it.

 

"Excuse me."

"Yes? Have you decided?"

"No, it's not a card, but I heard there's a million yen card pack."

 

Shigeno-san clearly frowned at my words.

 

“…Certainly, we sell card packs containing ten cards, but...”

"I'm thinking of buying them."

"Uh……"

 

Shigeno-san stammered for a few seconds, as if wondering what to say.

 

"Kitagawa-san, regarding the card packs, I think you've probably misunderstood."

“A misunderstanding?"

"Yes, I think you're probably talking about it after seeing a post on the Internet that rare cards appeared when you bought card packs."

"Yes."

"It is true that some packs contain cards of the highest B-rank, but they have a very low probability of being included, just like the first prize in a lottery ticket. The probability of finding a C-rank card in a pack is less than 1%, and the probability of finding a D-rank card in a pack is about 30%. It's not a sure-fire way to get your money's worth.”

"1% or less..."

"Yes. Kitagawa-san, this is your first time registering, right? Your budget is probably just one pack. If you don't get a D-rank card, you won't be able to register. It's assumed that adventurers will buy the pack. Because of that, the ratio is not assuming that a new person like Kitagawa-san will buy it.”

"...It's okay. I accept everything."

 

When I quietly said that, Shigeno-san lowered his eyes as if he was really troubled.

 

"...Kitagawa-san, did you save this money by working yourself?"

 

I answered with a little puzzledness at the sudden change in topic.

 

"Ah, yes. That is right."

 

Shigeno-san nodded deeply at my words.

 

It must have been really hard for a student to earn this much money. I used to work part-time when I was in high school, so I understand. ......I'd like you to keep this between us."

"Yes……"

“All the cards we sell are purchased from adventurers. Cards with easy-to-use personalities and easy-to-use skills will be priced appropriately and displayed in the stores. While cards that don't seem to get many buyers even if they're displayed in the stores...

......We put them in packs to use as fishing bait.

 The price of a C-rank card ranges from 10 million to 100 million yen, and a B-rank card can fetch up to almost 10 billion yen. For the average person or novice adventurer, this is an unimaginable world.

 If people can get it for 1 million yen, it would be enough as a bait for... fishing.

 The first thing you need to do is to make sure that you have a good understanding of what you're getting into."

 

I bowed deeply to Shigeno-san and said,

“Thank you very much. But I've made up my mind.”

"......Yes, sir. Then I will bring the packs.”

 

Mr. Shigeno stared at me for about a minute, but before long he let out a small sigh and left his seat.

 

"...fuuuuu"

 

 I leaned back against the backrest and stared at the ceiling.

 There is no turning back now.

 But even if I become an adventurer, it will be useless with a D-rank card, which was the lowest rank.

 A C or D-rank girl monster card was the minimum I'm looking for. That's my minimum requirement.

 If I couldn't get them, it's all the same.

 

"Thank you for waiting. This is the card packs."

 

 What Shigeno-san brought to me was a set of card packs that looked like something you would find in a convenience store.

 What made it different from trading cards was that there were no glittering illustrations at all, and the packs were completely painted black. They were packed tightly in a box measuring 50 centimeters square.

 These are the a-million-yen-a-pack card packs.......

 I gulped.

 

"Please pick up any pack you like. It doesn't matter how long you take."

"Thank you."

 

I lowered my head and stared at them. Of course I can't see inside.

Among them, 30% will be ranked D, and 1% will be ranked C. In other words, there is a 70% chance that my 1 million yen will become garbage.

 

“…………”

 

The days of my part-time job for the past few months were going through my mind.

 I worked at a supermarket on weekdays, and on weekends I worked without a break at a moving job. Since it was my first part-time job, I was constantly scolded every day on the first month. I was once caught with a sarcastic senior worker who taught me falsely, and the manager was extremely angry with me. At that time, I clenched my teeth so hard that my gums bled. I even went home and cried. I often had to carry heavy things, so every day after work, I would eat dinner, take a bath, and fall asleep like I fainted.

 

It was hard to persuade my parents. Concern for my personal safety. Academic impact. The cost issue. I looked up all kinds of information on the Internet, showed it to my parents, promised to keep my grades up, earned the money myself, and finally got permission the other day.

 

All that effort might go to the 70% of the total possibility.

 

How long will it take me to save another million? This time, I have no New Year's gift and no savings. I worked every day after school and earned a salary of about 100,000 yen. Simple calculation shows that it would take about 10 months. Due to shifts, I can't enter every day, and I can't continue mentally. It should be a year But if the next one doesn't work out, will I try again for another year?

 

It’s impossible. High school life is only three years. Spending it all on part times, it will be putting the cart before the horse.

 

...then if this doesn't work, I should just give up.

No, that's better. Bet everything on this one shot. If it doesn't work out, I'll spend the rest of my school life quietly without having any unreasonable wishes. But if a D-rank or higher card comes out...

 

My chest hurts. My throat was so dry that I get a tingling sensation just by swallowing my saliva. My body was drenched in sweat and it was cold. My fingertips were trembling and it was hard to put any strength into it.

The hustle and bustle outside the booth quickly faded away. I was scared. My body feels fluffy, as if I am in outer space.

It's the first time I've experienced this. The moment when all my extreme hard work is put to the test is this scary.

I wonder if those in the athletic clubs or those who are at the top of their class feel this way during games and exams. Damn, I feel like I'm starting to have respect for the baseball club's Takahashi.

Take a deep breath. 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6... exhale, 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9... inhale.

 

Okay, let's pull.

 

My fingertips naturally extended toward the right corner of the box. The third row from the right end, the second pack from the back, my hand reaches out as if it was attracted. There was no thinking, and it felt a little better to just be straight.

 

"I will pick this"

"Are you sure?"

"Yes."

 

When I nodded, Shigeno-san nudged me with his hand.

 

"Then please open the package."

 

With a snap, I tore off the edge of the pack.

The first one, goblin, F rank. The second one, Kobold, E rank. The third one……Coosie,————D rank!

Joy and disappointment struck my heart at the same time.

At least I broke the 30% barrier and now I can register as an adventurer. But this is meaningless. This is not it...

Moreover, the fact that a D-rank card appeared at this stage greatly reduced the probability that the remaining cards contained rare cards.

 

In other words, I lost half the bet.

 

I bit my lip and turn over the rest of the cards.

Fourth, skeleton, F rank. Fifth, another goblin. Sixth, zombie, E rank. Seventh, Roper, F rank. Eighth————.

 

"Ah!"

 

Ghoul... D rank card. Also, the illustration drawn was that of a woman.

A ghoul with long blond hair and a buxom body of about twenty years old. Just by hearing that, she seemed like an attractive woman, but her skin had turned blackish purple, her eyes were so bloodshot that you can't even see the whites of her eyes, and the drool that dripped from her wide-open mouth showed no sign of intelligence.

She doesn't give off the slightest bit of cuteness, though it was not that bad.

 

"Haha……"

 

 A self-mocking smile leaked out. The most important thing to remember was that I can't get a better deal than this choice.

 This was the best way to get the most out of my money and to make sure that my money was well-spent.

 

 Maybe it's a bit much to ask for a card of a pretty monster girl, or at least a 10 million C rank card at the lowest price.

 Come to think of it, I got two D-rank cards in one pack. I guess I'm lucky enough.

 Then, I guess this is good enough for me.

 

 Thinking like that, I randomly flipped through the remaining two cards--

 

“……Ah, eh?”

 

——I couldn't believe my eyes.

One was an ordinary Goblin card. But the other one... What was drawn there was, unmistakably, the figure of a girl in a kimono.

Her black hair, which should have been neatly trimmed, was jumping up in a punkish manner, and she put one foot on a ball (probably a temari *t/n: beautiful little thread ball), raised her middle finger, and stared at me. For some reason, it was strangely bad, but... there was no doubt about it.

 

————Zashiki-warashi. It was a C rank monster girl card.

 

[Tips] Monster Cards

 Mysterious cards that rarely dropped by monsters in the labyrinth. The cards have illustrations of monsters on them, and by registering as a master, you can call monsters from the cards at will. The cards are indispensable in the labyrinth because they take all damage to the master while the monsters are being summoned. Monsters will basically listen to the master's commands, but if they disliked it, they will stop listening to the master's commands since they have feelings.

 Weaker cards have higher drop rates and are cheaper, while stronger cards have lower drop rates and are more expensive.

 And monster girl cards are basically all traded at high prices due to demand.

 

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Translator(s) note: For the time being, we will update every Saturday. Happy reading~ 


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