Saturday, August 2, 2025

Can a Mob Highschooler be a Normie: Chapter 123

Mob Kousei No Ore Demo Boukensha Ni Nareba Riajuu Ni Naremasuka: Chapter #123

Translators: Nyx and Ririi Rain

 Translator(s) note: Apologies for the delay, got swamped a bit...

 

 

 


Episode 123: The Longest Day of My Life (7)

 

 

 

 

 

"Impossible...!"

 

Resurrection?! The Guild's records didn't mention anything like that!

 

It only stated that Phase 3 would end once Urashima Taro was defeated...!

 

"Guh, one more time! Attack!"

 

 Again, I ordered the Rakshasas.

 

 Just like before, at the cost of several sacrifices, we once again defeated Urashima Taro together.

 

 ...But,

 

"To gang up and bully a turtle, what despicable wretches you are. I'll teach you a lesson."

 

"Seriously...?"

 

 I frowned, facing Urashima Taro who had resurrected as if it were the most natural thing in the world.

 

There's no mistake. This guy is immortal. He must be the type to have some external weakness hidden somewhere. Unless we exploit it, he'll just keep resurrecting endlessly.

 

What is it? How do we dispel this guy's immortal state?

 

 Then, a weak, limp sea turtle caught my eye.

 

"...The turtle, huh?"

 

Our roles in this scenario are the children bullying the turtle.

 

In that case, if we kill the turtle here, Urashima Taro won't be able to go to Ryugu-jo, and the story will completely fall apart!

 

 Responding to my murderous intent, Eliza, Suzuka, and the Celtic Trinity Deities pierced the sea turtle's shell with their respective weapons.

 

 The sea turtle let out a faint death cry, a gasp seemed to escape, and it breathed its last.

 

...How's that?!

 

"YOU BASTAAARDS!!!"

 

 Urashima Taro's expression contorted into one of fury, and a jet-black aura enveloped his body. The oppressive aura he emitted also surged up a level... no, several levels!

 

"Not content with merely bullying an innocent turtle, you even took its life! What atrocity! I will show no more mercy!"

 

"Kuh...!"

 

 It didn't work! If anything, we had pulled the trigger and powered him up.

 

 Urashima Taro moved in front of me in an instant.

 

 His super speed was such that even when viewed through the cards' five senses, it seemed like teleportation.

 

Th-This is bad...!

 

 Faced with imminent death, my thought speed accelerated beyond its limits.

 

 Even though I became able to follow the smooth movement of Urashima Taro's karate chop with my eyes, neither I nor my cards could move a muscle, as if we had turned to stone.

 

 As time flowed so slowly it felt like it would take a day to move a single fingertip, the hand chop was about to pierce my chest――――when a translucent barrier blocked it.

 

 Insurance Magic1.

 

 A beat later, I understood that the Insurance Magic imbued in the Adventurers' Club badge had saved me.

 

 However, the crisis had not yet passed.

 

 Urashima Taro, whose hand chop had been repelled, swung his arm down in a return strike, intending to cleave my body in two from the head... but that arm was gruesomely snapped.

 

"Nuh!?"

 

 Taken aback by the bizarre outcome, Urashima Taro shouted in bewilderment and took a step back.

 

 What blocked his second direct attack was a diamond film that had appeared to envelop my body.

 

 The Vouivre's [A Broken Mirror Will Never Shine Again] skill, which reflected any attack once. While the monster was in human form, it can even be lent out in the form of a pendant.

 

 I had borrowed it from Myra.

 

 Originally, it was prepared for the fight against the Pied Piper of Hamelin, but it unexpectedly came in handy here.

 

 Despite being injured by the unexpected counterattack, Urashima Taro didn't hold back and went for a third direct attack.

 

 The first time was the Insurance Magic. The second time was the Vouivre's skill. There was no third. The enemy understood that well.

 

 Urashima Taro swung his undamaged left arm down towards my head.

 

 Just then, at the very last moment... a truly hair's-breadth timing, Eliza slid in.

 

 She intercepted the hammer-like downward swing from above with the Dáinsleif in her hand――――

 

Gah!?

 

 And then, the sword was smashed to pieces, along with her head.

 

Eliza!?

 

 The Full Synchronization directly conveyed her severe damage to me.

 

 Clearly a fatal wound. However, thanks to the Golden Apple from the Hesperides2 and her vampire vitality, she barely avoided being Lost.

 

Casting a recovery spell now might still...!

 

 ――――However.

 

Kh.....!

 

 Faster than Renge could use [Rain of Amrita], Urashima Taro's roundhouse kick landed. Eliza's headless body was sent flying like a fallen leaf.

 

 At the same time, the sound of a card being Lost echoed from my chest pocket.

 

Eliza is... !? You've gotta be kidding me!? She had equipped Dress, and Full Synchronization was active too! And that was not even a special move, just a normal attack...!

 

But her sacrifice wasn't in vain, and I wouldn't let it be!

 

 In the brief time she bought, Yuki carried my body backward with Shukuji3, and the Rakshasas caught up to Urashima Taro.

 

 Against the attacking Rakshasas, Urashima Taro's mighty fist roared, shattering the head of one of them with a single blow, and with his backhanded strike, effortlessly snapping the neck of another.

 

What power! But, with this...!

 

 Due to the Rakshasas' [Mutual Destruction] skill, blood erupted from Urashima Taro's head and neck――――

 

"Wha—!?"

 

 The next moment, I doubted my eyes.

 

 Urashima Taro's half-shattered head rapidly healed as if in reverse playback.

 

Automatic Regeneration... no, the wound on his neck isn't healing. This is—!

 

An [Absorption Attack]?!

 

This is bad, bad, bad...!

 

 The Rakshasas' [Mutual Destruction] skill, which returned the damage dealt, and the [Absorption Attack], which recovered health equal to the damage dealt, have fatally bad compatibility. The valuable [Mutual Destruction]s would be almost nullified!

 

What do I do...? Maybe Mea's male-specific attack...? No, that's no good. If I try to summon a new card here, I'll be dealt with first! Should I stack defense and recovery magic on the Rakshasas to somehow avoid their instant death while also increasing the damage from their [Mutual Destruction]? Maybe if a certain amount of damage accumulates, I can have them all use [Mutual Destruction] simultaneously and deplete Urashima Taro's life force...!

 

If we can't finish him off completely, I'll be in a huge pinch once the Rakshasas are gone, but is there any other way...? No, wait! That's it!

 

Athena! We're using Aegis!

 

 Though I called out to her like that, there was no response from Athena.

 

 Looking to my side, I saw her looking pale and trembling uncontrollably before Urashima Taro.

 

Kuh......! The [Cowardice] skill!

 

 I grabbed her shoulder and pleaded,

 

Please, Athena! You don't have to fight! You just need to activate Aegis!

 

Uu...! I understand! I do understand that, but...

 

 Even though Athena braced her great shield with trembling hands, Aegis did not activate.

 

 Even though her [Juvenile] skill had been lifted and her skills became usable, the fear from her [Cowardice] skill had been hindering her skill activation during combat.

 

...... Athena, can't do it. A negative skill as potent as [Cowardice] isn’t something that can be overcome with willpower or persuasion alone.

 

There's no choice. It's risky, but the only option is the Rakshasas' simultaneous [Mutual Destruction] strategy...!

 

 Just as I steeled myself for that,

 

Oi you, Athena! Damn it! You dare mess around at a time like this?!

 

 Renge's furious roar echoed through the Link.

 

 While casting auxiliary magic on the Rakshasas, she barked,

 

You're the one who kept saying, "What will become of Ai if you give up here!" weren't you?! Utamaro stood up properly!

 

 Gasping, Athena's eyes widened.

 

That's right, Ai...! My Pallas4...

 

If you're going to act like a goddess, at least take responsibility for your own words! Show some guts!

 

Ugh...! Silence, commoner! You've been looking down on me from the start, acting all high and mighty! To whom do you think you're speaking?!

 

 Athena glared fiercely back at Renge.

 

 All traces of fear had vanished from her expression, and her trembling had completely stopped.

 

 At the same time, Athena’s card at my chest emitted light.

 

 I knew what had happened even without looking.

 

 I grinned and used a Vampire card to revive Eliza, ready for the next step.

 

 Athena raised her great shield to the heavens and proclaimed valiantly,

 

"My name is Athena! Guardian deity of the city, and guide of heroes! Behold the power of my Aegis!"

 

 A mystical light enveloped Renge and the others, along with the Rakshasas.

 

 That light, somehow warm and courage-instilling, was Athena's blessing of Absolute Defense.

 

  Urashima Taro, in response to our change, swung his fist as if to say, 'What do I care?'――――

 

"What?!"

 

 *Wham!* His fist was strongly repelled.

 

 The Rakshasa that was hit was, as expected, unharmed. On the other hand, the part of Urashima Taro's hand that touched the light had faintly turned to stone.

 

 Athena's Aegis, in addition to Absolute Defense, also countered with a petrification curse.

 

Like this, no matter if he is an Irregular Encounter, he's helpless.

 

 He was attacked unilaterally, and counterattacks returned in the form of progressing petrification.

 

 As the petrification progressed, Urashima Taro's movements also slowed down, and finally, the Rakshasas' attacks began to reach his body.

 

 Of course, the other cards weren't just standing around either.

 

 By layering petrification magic along with attack magic, they further accelerated the petrification's progression.

 

 Eventually, when his body was completely petrified, the Rakshasas shattered him into pieces, causing Urashima Taro to vanish.

 

 And then――――

 

"To gang up and bully a turtle, what despicable wretches you are. I'll teach you a lesson."

 

"...No good, huh?"

 

 Seeing Urashima Taro revive as naturally as breathing, I couldn't help but feel disheartened.

 

 I had a little bit of hope there... but it seemed defeating him in his powered-up state was pointless after all.

 

 Upon closer inspection, the sea turtle had also revived in the same manner.

 

 Seeing that, the cards also cursed,

 

"Tch! Don't f*cking come back to life! It was going so smoothly, we should have been able to defeat him for good!"

 

"Honestly, it was supposed to be my grand awakening scene, yet... What an inconsiderate enemy. Just like Suzuka."

 

"Can you stop slandering me so casually?"

 

 Perhaps because they had more leeway thanks to Absolute Defense, the cards exchanged witty remarks. I plopped down on the beach, sitting cross-legged, ignoring them.

 

 Suddenly, I noticed golden hair swaying at the edge of my vision, and when I looked up, Eliza had come to sit next to me.

 

Eliza, that was your second Lost. Are you okay?

 

Yes, Master. There is no problem. I apologize for my carelessness.

 

No, you did nothing wrong. You saved my life. Thank you.

 

 Having expressed my gratitude to Eliza...

 

“......Huuuuuu...”

 

 I exhaled deeply.

 

 At any rate, this gave me a minute, albeit only a minute, to think.

 

 While [Aegis Protection], the Absolute Defense, had no limit on its uses, it did have a ten-minute cooldown per activation.

 

 By any means, I had to uncover the secret to Urashima Taro's revival within this one minute before Aegis's effect wore off.

 

First, let's organize the information.

 

There's no doubt that this Urashima Taro will continue to appear endlessly unless certain conditions are met.

 

Considering that the sea turtle also revived, it must have been a gimmick that reset the story to a certain point... specifically, at the beginning of the scene where the bratty kids were bullying the turtle.

 

Defeating Urashima Taro rewinds the scene probably because it contradicts the story's narrative, but it’s troublesome that I don't know where the landmines are buried, like Urashima Taro powering up if the sea turtle is killed.

 

 For this type of enemy, the theory was to try various methods through trial and error to find the release conditions, and yet... with this, trying various methods became terrifying.

 

Hmmm... what to do? Being punished by Urashima Taro as a brat is probably just a straightforward death, so that’s out of the question.

 

What if we, conversely, help the turtle? ...But since the scene already started with bullying, that's pointless.

 

Apologizing for bullying the turtle...? That's a possibility, but considering the troublesome nature of Irregular Encounters, it probably wouldn't be that simple. At worst, the story’s progress could even result in us being sent back to Phase 2.

 

 I was stumped. I truly couldn't find an answer.

 

Why did the Guild’s records only say 'Once you defeat Urashima Taro, it's over'? It's probably related to some Riddle Skill, but there should at least be a hint that doesn't change the difficulty level――――no, wait.

 

  A jolt, something like an electric current, ran through my mind.

 

That's right. Why didn't the Guild's records have detailed information about Phase 3?

 

 For Phase 1, the location of the Tamatebako wasn't written, but it contained the rate of aging and other details.

 

 In the following Phase 2, the details about Otohime's temptation, her attack methods in combat form, and how damage dealt in human form would affect the hate generation and breath attack power in combat form were all meticulously written.

 

 They had no problem writing that much.

 

 Then why, in this Phase 3, was it only written as 'Once you defeat Urashima Taro, it's over'?

 

It's because writing anything more would have been bad.

 

 On the other hand, there was no lie in the information that was written itself.

 

'Once you defeat Urashima Taro, it's over'. If this was the biggest hint they could write...

 

In other words, the Urashima Taro we need to defeat is――――!

 

Everyone, follow me!

 

 Saying only that, I leaped onto Yuki's back.

 

 Our destination was the house where the Tamatebako had been in Phase 1.

 

There's no definite proof. But if there is a 'real' Urashima Taro, that's the only place he could be...!

 

 ————Sure enough, I won the bet.

 

 Before us, who had kicked down the house door and rushed inside, was the figure of an old man slumped before an empty Tamatebako.

 

 A man so withered that he looked like a moving mummy, as if that's what would happen if one continued to age without dying for hundreds of years.

 

...So that's how it was after all.

 

 The 'Urashima Taro' we had been fighting until just now—no, even Phase 1 and Phase 2—were all just dreams that this Urashima Taro had been seeing inside the empty Tamatebako.

 

That's the full picture of the Irregular Encounter Urashima Taro...!

 

Yuki!

 

 Her werewolf-form right arm was swung, cleaving the aged Urashima Taro's body in two.

 

 It felt like snapping a twig.

 

 The utter lack of resistance was so startling that I began to harbor the doubt, ‘Or was this one a dummy too?’

 

 Just then, the younger Urashima Taro whom Renge and the others had been holding back outside the house, vanished.

 

 At the same time, the surrounding scenery warped, and before we knew it, we were back in the ruins of Phase 1.

 

This is...

 

 As I looked around,

 

"You will, lose everything..."

 

 The upper half of Urashima Taro's body, lying on the ground, suddenly spoke.

 

 The voice sounded hollow, as if the wind had blown through a hollow tree trunk.

 

 I reflexively turned my head in the direction of the voice, and my eyes met his sunken sockets.

 

"You, too, have been captivated by the non-humans, haven't you...?"

 

 To my silence, the aged Urashima Taro spoke as if pleading,

 

"The perception of those non-humans is too different from humans. "

 

"…………………………………………"

 

"Even if it's a blessing to them... for humans, it is..."

 

"————Even so, I won’t have any regrets."

 

 Before I knew it, I had said that.

 

 Even though conversing with an Irregular Encounter would only create an opening...

 

 For some reason, I couldn't bring myself to see this man as a stranger, and I had ended up replying like that.

 

 Just then, Renge and the others entered the ruins.

 

 Seeing me surrounded by the cards, Urashima Taro faintly smiled... or I thought I saw that.

 

"To be young, eh? Very well. Take it..."

 

 With these words, Urashima Taro pointed at the Tamatebako... and this time, he completely vanished.

 

 At the same time, the surrounding scenery melted away—and in the blink of an eye, I was standing on a concrete road.

 

 Amidst a feeling that everything might have been an illusion, Urashima Taro's magic stone and the Tamatebako were definitely there before my eyes.

 

Master! Enemy!

 

 The instant I picked them up, Yuki sensed the presence of an approaching enemy and sharply issued a warning.

 

 It was, a vengeful spirit clad in tattered rags, its face twisted in hatred and pain ―――― a C-rank monster, a Wraith.

 

 Suzuka stood in the path of the vengeful spirit, which was charging straight towards me, and slashed it crosswise with the two swords in her hands.

 

 Before the Sanmyō no Tsurugi, imbued with the power of exorcism, the Wraith let out a death throe shriek and vanished.

 

 With a soft thud, a card fell to the ground.

 

 While Eliza picked it up, I scanned our surroundings.

 

"Monsters of this rank already..."

 

 Black smoke billowed from all over the city, accompanied by the roars of beasts echoing from every direction.

 

 All buildings within sight were destroyed to varying degrees, and on the cracked asphalt ground were fresh, reddish-black bloodstains...

 

"Kuh...! Let's go..."

 

 Feeling as though I heard human screams mixed with the beasts' roars, I climbed onto Myra's back, who had transformed into a Wyvern, as if fleeing.

 

While Myra's transformation time still lasts, I have to get to Ai.

 

 I flew, looking straight ahead so as not to catch sight of 'people I might be able to save'.

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 All the while, I could feel the phantom sensation of countless hands clinging to my back...

 

 And so, we finally reached the endpoint of the line of light.

 

"This is..."

 

 It was a familiar Dungeon Mart.

 

 While the surrounding area was ravaged by the monster attacks, it stood there, completely unscathed. I could never forget it.

 

 It was the first dungeon we had first delved into, and the same one where we had once fought that clown.

 

"Why, here...?"

 

It couldn't be that he appeared by taking over the boss of this place... could it?

 

It's unlikely he'd bother possessing the body of some weakling for a festival.

 

He must have only entered this place later, and he definitely took over the body of a C-rank dungeon boss.

 

Which means...

 

 ————This meant we now had to fight an A-rank equivalent Irregular Encounter with only two summoning slots.

 

 

 

 

 

[Tips] Urashima Taro Part 3

 

 Phase 3 of Urashima Taro involves battling Urashima Taro in his youth.

 

 This is a recreation of the scene where Urashima Taro saves the turtle from the bratty kids, and the adventurers cast as the bratty kids have no chance of winning from the start.

 

 Even if you defeat Urashima Taro, the scene will reset to the beginning, trapping you in an endless fight.

 

 To break this, you must solve a Riddle Skill, similar to Phase 1, by finding the real Urashima Taro.

 

 The location of the real Urashima Taro changes depending on the adventurers' knowledge; If they know nothing, he's in the house where the Tamatebako was found in Phase 1, but if they do know beforehand, he'll be relocated elsewhere.

 

 Each time you guess the wrong location for the real one, the younger Urashima Taro's stats will gradually power up, reaching up to ten times his original strength at the maximum.

 

 Note that killing the turtle is strictly forbidden, as it will instantly boost him to his maximum enhanced state.

 

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 Notes:

An advanced auxiliary magic. It puts up a protective shield to prevent a direct attack on the master once.

The Golden Apple grants [Knowledge of Survival]: Allows the card to escape Lost with a small amount of life force left after sustaining near-death damage

Reminder: A technique of contracting space

The myth said that Athena once had a friend named Pallas, who was a sea nymph and a warrior. Athena accidentally killed her and later adopted the name as her epithet. One interpretation of the name suggests that it's derived from "παλλακίς," meaning 'youth' or 'young woman'.

 

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