Saturday, November 1, 2025

Can a Mob Highschooler be a Normie: Chapter 134

Mob Kousei No Ore Demo Boukensha Ni Nareba Riajuu Ni Naremasuka: Chapter #134

Translators: Nyx and Ririi Rain

 

 

 

 


 

Episode 134: Groping for a Way Forward (2)

 

 


 

 

 

"…Bingo!"

 

 Surrounded by the sea on all sides, a small island stood. In front of a massive gate at its center, as expected, was a C-rank monster, a Siren1, seating upon a throne.

 

 At the sight, I couldn't help but pump my fist in triumph.

 

 The fact that the Gatekeeper was a C-rank despite Chiron being on the area confirmed that even if stronger monsters appeared after the spatial isolation, the Gatekeeper wouldn't be replaced.

 

 The other monsters around her were all D-rank, like Mermaids and Harpies, with no other C-rank monsters in sight.

 

 I hadn't seen any other B-rank monsters in Hermes's domain either, so it's highly likely that a domain only contains monsters ranked lower than its Gatekeeper.

 

From now on, I should be able to estimate the Gatekeeper's rank by looking at the monsters in the domain.

 

 With this in mind, we approached the Siren.

 

 She seemed to have noticed us already, her beautiful face contorted into a fierce glare.

 

 I wondered if this would lead to a fight, but her entourage showed no signs of attacking, and we reached the Siren without incident.

 

"Child of man, what is your business here?"

 

"I'd like to pass through to the other side."

 

"…As a Gatekeeper, I cannot allow you to pass for free. If you truly wish to pass, you must leave an appropriate tribute."

 

 So far, it was the same exchange I had with Hermes...

 

"What is the tribute?"

 

"If you only wish to pass through once, I'll take a Magic Stone of the rank you call C. If you desire the right to pass repeatedly, I shall demand a B-rank Magic Stone."

 

Hmm, so the toll is proportional to the Gatekeeper's rank.

 

I didn't mind paying, but I'm curious how she'll react if I refuse, and I want to know how much a Gatekeeper gets strengthened.

 

 I thought for a moment and then replied,

 

"Hmm, could you perhaps lower it a bit?"

 

"No."

 

 Siren flatly refused.

 

So, haggling is out.

 

"In that case, I have no choice. Let's fight."

 

"Ah! W-wait..."

 

 When I so readily chose to fight, Siren looked clearly intimidated.

 

 Oh ho? What's this…?

 

 I thought, but I asked anyway,

 

"So, will you lower it for me?"

 

"That... I cannot do. This is a rule that even I cannot bend."

 

A rule... I see. So Gatekeepers aren't simply freed from their shackles; they've been fitted with a new set of shackles in exchange.

 

 For the sake of gaining new information, I decided to torment her a little. I felt a bit bad for her, but it was necessary.

 

"Then, what will it be? Just so you know, if it comes down to it, I'd rather fight than pay a Magic Stone."

 

"Ughhh..."

 

 The Siren looked terrified and helpless. I decided to offer her a proposal,

 

"How about this? You give me a Magic Stone, and I'll use it to pay the toll."

 

 It was a ridiculous suggestion, like paying for a purchase with money you extorted from the shopkeeper, but the Siren seemed to consider it for a moment before shaking her head in dismay.

 

"That won't do. That would be the same as letting you pass for free."

 

Hmm, this feels like she wants to but can't.

 

This confirms that the only way to pass is to either pay with Magic Stone of a rank appropriate to the Gatekeeper or defeat them.

 

Well, I've pretty much figured out how the system works now.

 

 And so, I was about to pull out the Irregular Encounter Magic Stone to pay—partly as an apology for tormenting her—when suddenly,

 

"---Then, how about this?"

 

 One of Siren's entourage, who had been watching our exchange with bated breath, spoke up.

 

 I nonchalantly turned my gaze toward her―――― then found myself doing a double-take.

 

 Over there was a beautiful mermaid with ridiculously massive chest.

 

...H-huge. An overwhelming mass that easily surpasses Suzuka's, our greatest contender, and could even rival the Kishimojin Renge. Overwhelming! And yet, the shape is perfect, not sagging or misshapen at all!

 

Her beautiful golden hair reaches her back, her skin a radiant white, and then there is that chest. There is no mistaking her—

 

"......Näkki-Neito?"

 

 "Oh? Wow, you recognized me so quickly."

 

 Näkki-Neito said with an enchanting smile at my immediate recognition. Her chest, barely covered by a seashell bikini, swayed.

 

How could I not?!

 

 I roared internally.

 

 Näkki-Neito. A mermaid from Finnish folklore said to have beautiful golden hair, radiant white skin, and exceptionally large breasts, who tempts sailors and drags them into the water.

 

 Even though there were individual differences in card’s styles, only races with genetically guaranteed large breasts, like the earth mother goddess, could be in this class.

 

 While there were several races in this world that made a point about breast size, but the only mermaid kind that fell into that category was the Näkki-Neito.

 

"So, what do you have to say?"

 

 I felt my awareness almost drawn away by her chest's overwhelming presence, but I maintained my composure with a will of steel and asked that to Näkki-Neito.

 

"You wish for the toll to be reduced. Siren-sama does not wish to fight, but she cannot lower the toll. So, why not have a substitute for the discount?"

 

"A substitute?" I echoed.

 

 Näkki-Neito smiled brightly at my question. "Me."

 

"Despite appearances, I possess the [Songstress] skill. Would you consider taking me under your command as a deduction for the toll?"

 

"Ho..."

 

Songstress. That's the master-class for singing skills.

 

Näkki-Neito may be a D-rank, but if she possesses a master-class skill, she's certainly valuable.

 

Besides, I’m interested in the process of turning a monster from a domain into a card.

 

"What do you think?"

 

"Alright. If that works for you, I have no problem with it."

 

"The negotiation is a success, then!"

 

 Näkki-Neito clapped her hands and beamed.

 

Hmm, she didn't seem to be reluctantly selling herself off.

 

"Okay, what do I do?"

 

"Do you know that to card monsters from domains like this, you need an empty vessel?"

 

 I nodded, indicating I knew. Näkki-Neito smiled, saying, "Then this will be quick," and pulled a Blank Card magic item from her cleavage.

 

"Please use this. Both parties will state the terms of the contract, and if both agree, the contract will be concluded and I will become a card."

 

Hmm? This level of preparedness... Has she intended to become a human's card all along?

 

...No, that can't be right. The monsters here are free. She probably just happened to have it on her or something like that.

 

"So, I'll pay Siren the proper toll. In return, you will become my card. Is that right?"

 

"Yes. However, if I am carded as is, I will become a card without shackles. It would be better to add a condition to impose the same restraints as a normal card."

 

What? Even after becoming a card, the shackles that were removed stay that way? And why is she telling me this? If she said nothing, she would have kept her freedom.

 

"What exactly are these shackles? And why are you telling me this?"

 

"If a being like myself, who has had their shackles removed, becomes a card, it is possible for us to harm our master. If I were to hide this and become a card, Master would one day find out and see me as a threat. I simply thought it would be better to be honest from the start to earn your trust, since I have no intention of harming you."

 

”...I see."

 

 Indeed, if I had found out about this specification of turning domain monsters into cards later, I would have definitely seen Näkki-Neito with suspicion.

 

But her obedience still bothered me...

 

 At least, until she said:

 

"However, I do have one request regarding this card transformation."

 

 Näkki-Neito said, her eyes gleaming.

 

"What is it?"

 

"Someday, when deem me useful, I would like you to rank me up. ――――Preferably, to the same level as your companions."

 

Ah, I see now.

 

 I finally understood why she'd proposed such a deal. It all made sense.

 

So this is her true aim, huh. Seeing that I have high-ranking cards with me, she must have seen an opportunity for a rank-up if she joins me?

 

 As a human, I don't know what ranking up means to cards and monsters, but at least to her, it must be worth trading her freedom for.

 

"If you are willing to include that as a condition, I will vow Absolute Obedience."

 

"Hmm, what happens if I break that?"

 

"If the promise is broken, or if the contract is made with the intention to break it from the start, the card transformation will be cancelled immediately."

 

...Suzuka, any lies so far?

 

Nope. She's completely serious.

 

Good! It's settled then.

 

"Alright. That works."

 

" ! Thank you very much!"

 

 When I nodded, Näkki-Neito exclaimed, her face lighting up with joy as she bowed her head.

 

Humm, she has incredible ambition. Maybe she even possesses a skill like [Ambition to Rise in The World].

 

"Then I will summarize the conditions. I will pay the Siren the proper toll in exchange for Näkki-Neito 's card transformation and promise to rank her up. In return, Näkki-Neito will have the same shackles as a normal card and vow Absolute Obedience to me... Is that correct?"

 

"Yes."

 

 The moment Näkki-Neito nodded, her entire body glowed, transforming into a sphere of light that was sucked into the card.

 

 And then――

 

 

 

 

 

[Race] Näkki-Neito

[Combat Power] 130

 

[Inborn Skills]

Magic Song: Infuses songs with magic skills, expanding their area of effect.

Seduction: Charms opponents through appearance and alluring gestures.

Elementary Status Ailment Magic

 

[Acquired Skills]

Songstress: Possesses an extreme mastery of skills necessary for a singer, even those clearly unnecessary for the role. Greatly enhances the effects of singing skills and provides a positive bonus to the actions of those performing with her.

Encompasses: Singer, Chorus, Beautiful Voice, Perfect Pitch, Low-level Storage, Group Coordination, Teaching, Sexual Skill, Etiquette, Swimming, and Fishing.

(Singer: Contains skills necessary for a singer: Singing, Musical Performance, Dancing, Precise Movement.)

(Beautiful Voice: Enhances the user's voice quality and allows for consistent maintenance of voice quality.)

(Perfect Pitch: Allows complete recognition of pitch range and the ability to produce any desired sound.)

Ambition to Rise in The World: Possesses a strong drive for improvement. Under a master from whom no growth can be expected, the user becomes extremely rebellious and will rarely obey. Improves skill acquisition rate.

Elementary Auxiliary Magic

Absolute Obedience (NEW!)

 

 

 

 

"Ooh......!"

 

What an incredible number of acquired skills! And it’s there, the newly acquired [Absolute Obedience]. I've never seen this on a card other than Eliza... So this is a result of to the contract? Does this mean I can make them learn new skills depending on the contract?

 

 I had a lot of questions, but first, to uphold my end of the deal, I summoned Näkki-Neito and came closer toward the Siren with her.

 

"Siren-sama, thank you for everything,"

 

"Mm..."

 

 The Siren wore a complex expression as Näkki-Neito bowed her head.

 

 This wasn't regret for her comrade having to ‘sell herself’ due to her own lack of power... no, it was more like half appalled, half impressed at how Näkki-Neito had so cleverly used a difficult situation to cozy up to the enemy.

 

"So, what will it be?"

 

"I'll take the free pass,"

 

 I replied, requesting the free pass to confirm later if I can enter from the ascending staircase side as well.

 

 The Siren momentarily winced, as if thinking, "This guy's going to come back again?"

 

It seems I managed to make her dislike me. Well, once I've confirmed this, I probably won't come back, so she can forgive me.

 

"Mm, well... farewell."

 

 With a somewhat weary look, the Siren saw us off as we headed to the gate.

 

 With this, I had passed two gates in a row without a fight.

 

I even got a new companion, Näkki-Neito. Maybe things would continue smoothly like this?

 

"Kh...! What is this!?"

 

 ――――My optimism was shattered the moment I passed through the gate.

 

 Beyond the gate lay countless corpses. Corpses. Corpses.

 

 A multitude of bodies… likely people who had desperately climbed the stairs seeking an escape, only to die in despair before an unopened door. The corpses continued far up the stairs.

 

 The gruesome sight and the nauseating stench of death made me instinctively recoil. I suddenly noticed that a few of the bodies were wearing the same uniform.

 

 It was unmistakably the uniform of the Guild's staff――

 

"Don't tell me, these people are from the Guild's shelter...?"

 

 ――――This, meant that an entity capable of breaking through the Guild's shelter awaited us further ahead.

 

 

[Tips] Drop Rates During Angolmois

 

 It has been confirmed that during Angolmois, the card drop rate increases as the phase progresses.

 

 This is because Angolmois itself serves as a trial. More accurately, it means that

 ‘the card drop rate returns to its original state'.

 

 In peaceful times, the drop rate in dungeons is lower because the difficulty of the trial is reduced by the ability to 'choose your battlefield' and 'you can retreat if necessary'. Consequently, the rewards are also stricter.

 

 Therefore, once the drop rate reaches its original value, it won't increase any further.

 

 Here are the original drop rates:

 

A-rank Drop Rate: None (only if acknowledged by the opponent)

B-rank Drop Rate: 0.1%

C-rank Drop Rate: 1%

D-rank Drop Rate: 10%

E-rank Drop Rate: 50%

F-rank Drop Rate: 100%

 

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Notes:

Sirens are mythical beings of Greek who possessed enchanting voice and alluring beauty. They lured sailors to their death with a bewitching song. They were often shown with features that combined those of beautiful women with birds. Later, they were depicted in a more mermaid-like form.



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