Sunday, March 3, 2024

King Returned with Gods : Chapter 68

 

The Knight King Who Returned with Gods : Chapter 68

Translators: Nyx and Ririi Rain

 

 

 

Episode 68: Perfect Calculations, Fateful Victory

 

 

 

It wasn't just hunters who traveled to the Pantheon Guild to see the hammer.

 

"This is the Pantheon headquarters, they say."

 

"Oh my, really? The one that's famous for its rice and new religion?"

 

"Yes. My cousin's cancer was cured by eating rice here."

 

Having already built up a good image with its blessed crops and YubTubes, Pantheon was becoming a religious temple for those in the know.

 

There hadn't been any full-scale religious activities yet, but this time was different.

 

The Hammer of Geobrick, which was recovered from the Gate, was revealed to be a holy relic in its own right, possessing the power of soil and abundance.

 

A powerful holy relic could be compared to a saint. This was something that the soldiers under Leon's command noticed: they were getting healthier, gaining more muscle, and generally feeling better since the hammer arrived.

 

The catalyst for this happened when Team Leader Jim Do-Han, who had left his mother with dementia in a nursing home, brought her in for a while due to the remodeling of the nursing home.

 

When the soldier asked if he could bring his ailing mother for a while, Leon graciously agreed, and Team Leader Jim gratefully brought her to the Pantheon building for a while. And then──

 

"Oh, Do-Han!"

 

"Uh, Mom? Do you recognize me?!"

 

Her dementia was gone.

 

“Oh my son! You’ve had a hard time because of your mom, haven't you?"

 

"Heu, heu.. heu, heu, heu...!"

 

Before the miracle of her mother coming back to her senses after suffering from dementia for over 5 years, Team Leader Jim Do-han bowed down in front of the holy relic.

 

Yappy was filming this story from beginning to end.

 

[A Demented Elderly Woman's Mind Cleared Up at The Premises of The Pantheon]

 

-This is a really bad movie. (This comment has been deleted)

-What kind of bullshit is this──(This comment has been deleted)

-This might be real. My uncle, who was terminally ill with cancer, is healing from eating the rice from Pantheon, which I got for him. (3,565 likes)

-Well, check this out. This got over 5,000 likes before anyone even commented.

-I saw the Pantheon building from a distance while playing golf, and the Wi-Fi automatically connected, but it was over a kilometer away, so how did it happen?

It was a story that was too hard to believe, but visitors came in one after another. Seeing that there was a video, the story of the blessed rice must have spread, and that it was worth believing.

 

At first, Yappy denied these visitors.

 

-NON. Only challengers and devotees of the Pantheon are allowed to visit.

 

"Oh, no... We've come all the way here, you have to let us in once.......

 

-This is an invasion of private land. Advised to leave.

 

The machine blocked them without a single gap. And then, Han Hari appeared as if she had been waiting.

 

"Sir Yappy."

 

-Kkilug?

 

“Could it be that these people actually came to pay their respects at the Pantheon building?”

 

“Yes? No, what….”

 

"Wait, be quiet."

 

The visitor quieted down at his companion's urging. Hari clapped her hands and said,

 

"There are many deities in the Temple of the Pantheon. Why don't you get to know them, give a small offering, say a prayer... and see the relic?"

 

-That makes sense.

 

Yappy nodded in agreement and moved its camera eyes over. The visitors suddenly realized.

 

"Yes, of course! I was thinking of making an offering!"

 

"Let's see, uh, here, I think this will do."

 

One visitor handed over a blue bill. Yappy looked at it and threw it away.

 

-Lack of faith.

 

"......."

 

Visitors could only enter after depositing hundreds of thousands of won.

 

"Is this legit? What kind of religion is it, forcing people to worship and not accepting offerings under 500,000 won?"

 

"This is a cult──"

 

-Chwaag!

 

A creepy wire brushed the hem of the visitors' clothes.

 

-Do not say bad word. I know everything about Korean.

 

".....'Kay."

 

In front of the makeshift altar at Pantheon, the visitors met a villager who was working as a laborer.

 

"Oh, hello. Are you here to worship at the altar?"

 

"Uh, um... yes?"

 

“New believers are always welcome. Would you like to take a look at the guide to the deities of the Pantheon that my village made?"

 

"You have such a thing?"

 

"Of course."

 

What the villager presented first was the code and teachings of Demera, the goddess of life and fertility.

 

The Creed of Life and Fertility.

1. Create a figure of the goddess from the first harvest and offer it on the altar.

2. Do not urinate on the fields. Manure is fine.

3. Make scarecrows and make sure to dress them with hats and clothes.

4. Sing songs when you harvest. A song that expresses gratitude to the goddess is even better.

5. Don't go hungry, even if you're busy.

............

............

The most important, number 0.

The reaver dies.

 

"Nice words."

 

"What is that about the reaver dies......."

 

The wording was a bit unfamiliar, but since it was a religious creed, it had mostly good words.

 

After visiting the altar, singing praises to His Majesty Leon Dragonia Lionheart, yelling for the demons to die, and purchasing temple souvenirs (made in Yappy), visitors were finally allowed to enter the training area where the holy relic was located.

 

"What the, why is the holy relic housed in such a run-down place......."

 

The moment they entered the training ground, they saw it.

 

A huge one-handed hammer standing tall in the middle of a desolate training ground.

 

Energy radiated from that sacred object. It was like having your mind sharpened and your whole body refined.

 

"Huh? Huh?!"

 

"Why, what's wrong?"

 

"Oh, no... I, my eyes..."

 

"Your eyes?"

 

It was a young man wearing glasses. His eyes were so bad that he had been judged to be severe myopia in renal examination.

 

But now, his vision became strangely blurry, and when he took off his glasses, a world he had never seen before unfolded.

 

A modern man, who wore glasses more and more due to smartphones, perceived the world with his bare eyes. The young man burst into tears.

 

"Ah... Thank you, Goddess..."

 

-Bam!

 

"Praise for Ariana, for your kindness and for healing my eyes!!!"

 

Here's another young man who became a follower of the Pantheon.

 

-There is a donation envelope for the expansion of altar facilities. Prove your faith.

 

"Oh, oh, sure. What I have right now is 200,000 won… Is that okay?”

 

He had just recovered from a state-recognized eye disability. He'd give his liver at this point.

 

-No problem. Faith is not measured by the size of the offering.

 

"Thank you, Sir Yappy... the Holy Grail Knight......."

 

The young man prostrated himself before Yappy and worshipped, not remembering that he had been threatened before.

 

Like that──

 

Patients from all over came to visit with the mindset that they had to prostrate themselves. After experiencing miracles with the holy relic and blessed crop combo, they became followers.

 

As such people gathered and flocked together, the Pantheon building became a hot spot for visitors, even foreigners, in Naju, a city where tourist attractions were few and far between.

 

“Sir Yappy! Starbucks has requested a store!"

 

-I would like to see the amount of donations.

 

"Sir Yappy the Cherry Company, a developer of training facilities for hunters, is willing to build a training facility in exchange for advertising! It's time to modernize our Pantheon!"

 

-Wanting to know the amount of the offering.

 

"My God! The Governor wants to deliver a plaque of appreciation, and he also wants to consult about the blessed crops!”

 

-Tell them that I will meet with them if they promise to provide budget support.

 

Yakt Spinner was an AI killing machine in a cyberpunk world and the Holy Grail Knight of Heto, the God of Metals and Blacksmithing.

 

Using the grand premise of securing funds and expanding fame, it had been tenacious in its pursuit of money and resources.

 

And what did it do with that?

 

"Wow... Sir Yappy, what is this?"

 

-Heavy-duty forging facility.

 

In front of Hari was a massive metalworking facility at the corner of the Pantheon building. Its futuristic design looked more like something from the near future rather than modern.

 

"Sir Yappy... is this really a forge?"

 

-The lowest-level forge in my database. Earth's crude metallurgy level can only do so much.

 

"Hmm... It looks pretty impressive, though."

 

-That's because you have the brain of an animal.

 

"That's too much!"

 

Hari pouted, but she was still secretly excited to see a forge of such a high level in front of her eyes.

 

“Um, Sir Yappy. Sir Yappy is the Holy Grail Knight of the God of Metals and Blacksmithing, right?”

 

-Yes.

 

"Well, can you make me a sword here as well?"

 

-No.

 

“Hehe… I guess so.”

 

Hari is, strictly speaking, an outsider. As a member of the Association, she should be grateful to be given knightly training from the Pantheon.

 

But that was not the reason for Yappy's refusal.

 

-The forging facility is not complete. Additional facilities are needed to refine adamantite.

 

"I- is that so?"

 

-We need more money for that.

 

Yappy said that and went inside the forging facility.

 

The place was about the size of a two-story building, and the entrance was barely big enough for Yappy to fit through, so there was no way to tell what was going on inside.

 

-Minimum forging protocol initiated. Funding has been secured.

Understanding the international situation.

 

Yappy accessed the global stock exchange through the self-developed shared wireless Internet Wi-Fi-100Gbps installed at the Pantheon building.

 

Recently, the global stock market was facing a catastrophe.

 

Suddenly, there was a manipulative stock manipulator who would jump in on soaring stocks, mess up the timing of their sales, and walk away with the profits.

 

The so-called justifiable stock thief.

 

Needless to say, this stock market tycoon is Yappy, who is often referred to as a ghost or a gang because of its elusive nature.

 

Yappy hacked into the world's networks to manipulate stock prices, ruthlessly trampling over any dummy news or corrupt politicians, media, or businessmen who intervened, manipulating information in its favor.

 

By messing up their selling and buying timings, and then taking advantage of the gap to unload the manipulated stocks and get the hell out of there.

 

-Holy shit, why the fuck are we being flooded with contrarian articles at this time of year!

-You bastard, can’t you do it right? I paid you so much money, but you can't manipulate a single piece of news!

-What? Now, wait! A power outage at this time? No! Cell phone too? What kind of nonsense is this, that even satellite communication is not working?

 

The financial world took notice of this phenomenon that happened all over the world. This was because the pattern was very similar.

 

The methods may be different, but the same thing happened: the price manipulators suffer terrible damage, and somebody who timed a sell-off walked away with a nice profit.

 

Was this even possible?

 

In the first place, why would a force that can hack the entire world's computer networks and render communication satellites inoperable bother with stock price manipulation in the first place?

 

Having collected enough data and gained enough experience, Yappy is now looking to move on toward greater profits.

 

The financial item that Yappy has its eye on is food.

 

The food situation of mankind in the 21st century had never been good.

 

For one thing, too much of the world had been contaminated by maso. In the early days of the cataclysm, the Western world and East Asia reacted exemplarily.

 

They closed the gates, encouraged hunters to form large guilds, and built a system that could handle even a Red Gate, except for something like a Black Gate.

 

The downside was that they were beholden to the large guilds, but as far as security goes, they were exemplary.

 

But for poor Eastern European countries, rigid Middle East and Asian countries, as well as underdeveloped countries that can't afford to train Hunters, the dungeon brake was a bust.

 

What's the problem when dungeon breaks occur? Well, there's the human casualties from monsters.

 

But that is ultimately a secondary issue. The problem is that the environment is contaminated with maso.

 

As seen in the cases of the Hunan and Naju plains, the contamination of the land with maso is such a big problem that it threatens the right to survival. Naturally, the value of the land drops to zero.

 

Yappy bought these contaminated lands. The first target was the Beidahuang granary in the 'Heilong People's Republic' in northern East Asia.

 

As one of the 50 autonomous Chinese states that carved up after the Shanghai Incident more than 20 years ago, maso pollution here is severe.

 

Yappy purchased part of this granary area, where nearly half of the land was contaminated, and began purification work by spreading the faith of Demera, the goddess of life and fertility.

 

Although large-scale cleansing and immediate crops production at the level of Leon were not possible, the contaminated land had been significantly rehabilitated through prayers and growing faith.

 

Now, once the crops are harvested, the land will be transformed into a granary worth a fortune for its 'blessed paddy, corn, and grains'.

 

The estimated revenue is in the tens of millions of dollars. Add in the amount of taxes the farmers will pay, and it's even closer to the goal.

 

-Calculating grain market impact. Margin of error finalized.

 

This was just the beginning. Starting with that country, the global food market will fluctuate greatly, and people will take it for granted that blessed crops will one day appear on their dinner tables.

 

Of course, the only people who can grow those blessed crops are farmers who worship Demera, the goddess of life and fertility, so in effect, world food hegemony is ruled by the Pantheon.

 

The only concern about this grand plan is the region's immediate neighbors....

 

Considering the complex situation of the '53 countries' in East Asia, the machine believed that the possibility of an invasion of the Beidahuang region was low.

 

After the cataclysm, world history had changed drastically. Wars between nations have become a pointless waste of national power, and more than anything, many of these countries are having a hard time even dealing with their own gates.

 

In the end, it doesn't matter. No matter how much you think about it, it doesn't matter. There was a time when some people clamored for a united China, but that is now a thing of the past.

 

Many of those who broke away from the central government and established their own rule did not feel the need to expand their territory.

 

Heilong's neighboring country, the Jilin Republic, is also in a desperate attempt to close the gates.

 

A human leader with common sense would have no reason to use excessive force here.

 

Logical calculation by big data followed by fateful victory. That was the final judgment of Yappy.

 

A zero-sum game? High risk, high return? That's a meaningless game of numbers in the face of AI.

 

The land will rise. It must rise. It's bound to rise.

 

Three days later.

 

[Coup d'état in Jilin Republic.]

 

-B, Boss Yappy! This is Manager Hwang! Food stocks! Food stocks are plummeting! Word is out that an army of orcs is heading for the granaries!

 

-Kkilug?

 

[A coup by orc forces, declaring an open invasion of the granaries of the Heilong People's Republic to secure food.]

 

-The news is that the company's profits are about to plummet! The losses have already exceeded 300 billion won! At this rate, it'll collapse!

 

-Kkilug?

 

[United Nations criticism letter launched. Shock statement by Lin Xiang Kazak, who staged the uprising, "Orcs decide everything by war".]

 

[Detroit City Mayor is frowned upon for his public stance in favor of the action.]

 

[Orc Discrimination Violates Political Correctness; Those in Power Should Reflect and Understand Them]

 

[Chaos In The World Food Market. Will Beidahuang Granary Fall Into Orc Hands?]

 

[Hyesung's rising private equity funds were impacted by the sudden conflict, causing quarterly returns to plummet!]

 

-I'm from the bank. This is a foreclosure warning. You have to repay 14 billion won in interest this month.

 

-Kki, kkilug?

 

What, did they just kick the door in?

 

 

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