Tuesday, November 19, 2024

Can a Mob Highschooler be a Normie: Chapter 89

 

Mob Kousei No Ore Demo Boukensha Ni Nareba Riajuu Ni Naremasuka: Chapter #89

Translators: Nyx and Ririi Rain

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Episode 89: A Date in My Mind

 

 

 

 

 ————The day after, the 20th day of summer vacation.

 

 In front of Tachikawa station in the afternoon, I met up with Oribe.

 

 The purpose, of course, was to buy equipment for the grueling dungeon attack that begins the day after tomorrow... but that was just a front.

 

 The real purpose was to go on a movie date 'on the side'.

 

 Needless to say, the word 'date' did not appear even once in the conversation with Oribe.

 

 While getting ready for the dungeon attack, we were going to see a movie, which we had promised to do before.

 

 But going shopping and seeing a movie alone with a girl was a proper date in my mind, and after all, this was the first date in my life that I'd ever had.

 

 ...Although, it was sad that I was the only one who thought it was a date.

 

 As I was idly playing with my phone until the time to meet up, I immediately saw that the race from the other day...or rather, Card Gear, started to become a hot topic on social media.

 

 While the race is broadcasted live online for betting purposes, the entertainment-style edited program for the general public has not yet been aired (I mean, the race was still going on, in case you were wondering).

 

 Despite this, the race had already become a major topic of conversation on SNS because the race had attracted more public attention than expected with the unveiling of a new magic item called Card Gear.

 

 -------You can now talk to cards outside the dungeon.

 

 This feature seemed to attract the interest of the general public rather than adventurers.

 

 It's scary to become an adventurer and enter the dungeon, but I'd love to chat with a cute (or cool) card! - that was what many people thought.

 

 It appeared that the Emerald Tablet Company's website was already bombarded with inquiries to the point that the servers were down, and the videos that race participants posted online reviewing their use of the product were either buzzing or on fire all over the place.

 

 I, too, tried playing around with the device after I got home, looking at the manual and found that the cards that can be registered are interchangeable. The visual of the cards can be freely moved up to 10 meters from the Card Gear, making the device more flexible than I had expected.

 

 Previously, it was impossible to communicate between the outside and inside the dungeon without placing a relay on the safe zone of each floor, but with the Card Gear, it is possible to communicate with other Card Gear users and even communicate and send messages above ground anywhere in Japan from Hokkaido to Okinawa, giving it the feel of a completely next-generation cell phone.

 

 It seemed that various accessories, such as the camera eye used during the race, would be released in the future, and dungeon tubers praised it in their own videos, saying that it would make it easier for them to perform live dungeon exploration.

 

 The Card Gear grabbed all the attention, but as the winner, I was also talked about in passing...

 

It was a week-long race and he finished in less than a day, lol.

 

Renge-chan was as cool and amazing as always~. Congratulations to Mea for her long-awaited rank up~! I'm going to eat delicious food with the 50,000 yen I won this time!

 

It's annoying to watch him act all cocky even though he just happened to get strong cards. It's also gross to see him building a harem with girl cards. Also, if he got what he wanted halfway through, he should have just retired from the race. Give me back my 100,000, you little shit!

 

He has a deck and skill that is completely of a pro class. Entering amateur matches and tournaments is already at the level of trolling. I mean, give me a break (trembling voice)!

 

 Although there were more positive comments overall, there were a few negative ones as well.

 

 The last one was a post by a certain 'person who cannot remember the face and name of the weakest of the Four Heavenly Kings of Students'.

 

 I heard that he also participated in the event, but I did not notice him at all. It looked like I had passed him in an instant without knowing it. It may be too late to say this, but I guess he was talking about this race when I ran into him the other day.

 

 Well, since the race has not been broadcast on TV yet, the main topic of conversation was about the Card Gear rather than the race.

 

 Just today, on the way here, some spotted me talking to the cards and said, "Sell it to me," or "Give it away," or worse, "It's not fair that you're the only one who has it! Tell the Emerald Tablet Company to give me one for free!"

 

 Although it was clearly announced that only the registered owner of the Card Gear could use it, there seemed to be many people who only knew of the existence of the Card Gear but did not know much about it.

 

 Most of them would back off if I explained it to them, but for the ones like the last one, who were a little nuts either in their heads or hearts, I would just make them 'a little unhappy' and use that opportunity to leave the place.

 

 Right now, in order to keep weirdos away, I've given up on talking to the cards and put away my Card Gear.

 

 By the way, I also received messages from people at school saying, “Congratulations on your victory! I was surprised when I first found out about it on the Internet news,” and ‘If you had told us first, we would have all cheered for you,’ they complained a little, but I got the standard congratulatory messages from them.

 

 And so, as I waited, fiddling with my smartphone...

 

"Sorry for the wait, Senpai."

 

 Finally, it seemed the person I had been waiting for had arrived.

 

 I looked at the time and saw it was exactly five minutes before the meet-up time. It was a very typical arrival for her.

 

 I put away my phone and raised my hand slightly.

 

"Yo, Sayo."

 

"Hello. Did I keep you waiting long?"

 

"No, not at all."

 

 More importantly... I looked over Oribe's entire body.

 

"That outfit suits you."

 

 I praised her.

 

 Today, her outfit was different from her usual punk-style chuuni fashion; it was a mature design of a white sleeveless shirt and black pantsuit.

 

 Her usual chuuni fashion suited her, but today's outfit gave her a cool and mature look, making her very attractive.

 

 To my flattering praise, Oribe looked embarrassed as she played with the ends of her hair, her eyes wandering.

 

"T~ thank you. Senpai too, looks good... good.... no, normal, I think.”

 

"...Right? Whether I'm wearing something cheap or expensive, when I wear it, it all becomes so ordinary, you see~"

 

 I pointed my finger at my branded T-shirt which was quite expensive and laughed.

 

…I put in a bit of effort, but I think next time I'll wear something unique.

 

"So, what do we do now? Do you want to buy the equipment first? Or do you want to see a movie first? We still have a little time before the earliest movie time."

 

 Oribe asked me at a rather rapid pace as if to dispel any awkwardness in the air.

 

 I looked at my watch and tried to make it sound as if I had just thought of it...

 

“Hmm, let's see... Even if we have most of the equipment delivered to our house, we'll have to bring some ourselves, and it'll be bulky, so let's see the movie first. Until that time... maybe we can go into one of those cafes and get something to eat. I'm sure we'll eat popcorn or something while watching the movie, so something light would be fine, right?”

 

 Oribe nodded with a smile, and I inwardly sighed in relief as I led her to a cafe I had 'researched beforehand' that was popular with women.

 

 

 

 

“---- Speaking of which, have you exchanged your race prize yet, Senpai?”

 

 As we chatted over lunch, the conversation gradually shifted to the race.

 

 I answered as I rolled my carbonara around my fork,

 

"No, the prize exchange is supposed to be after tomorrow's awards ceremony, so not yet."

 

“I see, but you've already decided what to pick, don't you?”

 

"Of course.”

 

 The total number of stars I got in this race was 725.

 

 I decided to spend 600 of them on the race's featured prize, Kimaris.

 

 Because it was the highlight of the race, Kimaris had the highest exchange value of all the prizes. While the market value of other cards and magic items is about 1.5 to 2.5 million yen per star, the value of Kimaris is nearly 3 million yen per star.

 

 With its rare legion summoning and equipping skill, there would be no way to miss out on this one.

 

 Kimaris had the attributes of both sexes, as many high-ranking demon cards do, so it wouldn't be a bad match for me with my aptitude for girl cards (on the other hand, I may not be as compatible with angels, who tend to be asexual cards, though not as bad as with male cards).

 

 I could use it with the Dullahan as it is, or I could eventually use it as a rank-up destination for Dullahan.

 

 As for the remaining 125 stars, I settled on only one card and the rest goes to magic items.

 

 For the card, I chose a C-rank card called Mayoiga1 with 25 stars.

 

 This was a rare card with a unique cross-space type skill that rarely appears on the market, a type of card in which the inside or itself is a different space.

 

 Famous foreign examples include Tír na nÓg2 and Shangri-La3.

 

 The first characteristic of this type of monster was that no matter how much you attacked the space itself, you could not defeat it; you had to defeat the main body (core) hidden inside, while the main body itself was not very strong.

 

 Therefore, the main methods of combat would be to absorb life force while applying riddle skills to the enemy inside or to support the allies inside. But different space monsters had other useful uses besides combat.

 

 They can be used as a safe and comfortable base of operations utilizing the different spaces.

 

 Because the interior of the different-space monster was completely isolated from the outside world, whether in a torrential downpour or a snowstorm on a snowy mountain, one could rest soundly, unaffected by the environment around them.

 

 In the dungeon, where the harsh environment increased with each rank, it was said to be a necessity for professional class along with equipment skills.

 

 By the way, since it possessed the attribute of a house fairy - or rather, it was basically a house - Mayoiga can also be used to rank up Silky,

 

 For magic items, I picked out Daitoren, the Golden Reins, and five key items for Dragonet.

 

 The Daitoren was one of the Sanmyo no Tsurugi4, which was said to grant the wielder godlike power, and when equipped with a card, it would increase the holder's combat power by 200 and temporarily grant them godlike skills.

 

 It was said that the true value of the Sanmyo no Tsurugi could be displayed by having all three swords, and by stacking two or three, the godlike skills become stronger and more diverse.

 

 With Daitoren alone, it would be at best only at the elementary level for other skills, but godlike, divine power is a powerful and rare skill, so it should not be underestimated even at the elementary level.

 

 To be more specific, even the godlike power granted solely by Daitoren was wide in abilities, including ‘Telekinesis,’ ‘Divine Hearing,’ ‘Perception of Evil Intent,’ ‘Reading the Memory of Matter,’ ‘Seeing Karma (Divine Eye Power),’ and ‘Exorcism.’

 

 Because of this, the demand was correspondingly high, and it was quite expensive at 70 stars.

 

 In terms of cards, that price is equivalent to a B-rank card.

 

 However, it rarely appears on the market, and it is more difficult to obtain than its price, so this would still be a low figure.

 

 If the remaining two were also on the list, I would have bought them even if I had to give up on Kimaris.

 

 Then, the Golden Reins. It was a magic item that temporarily granted mount cavalry skill to the equipped card and riding skill to the one holding the reins.

 

 The original lore probably stemmed from the golden reins that Athena was said to have given to the hero Bellerophon to help him ride the pegasus.

 

 I chose this as a reward for Eliza, who wanted to gain riding skills, and Yuki, who wished to gain [Cavalry Beast] skill. It costs ten stars.

 

 Finally, regarding the five key items for Dragonet, this was based on the simple idea that if I tried them all out, I would probably land on one.

 

 Since the current research had identified six key items in total for dragonet, there was a high likelihood that we would hit on one of them if we tried five different items. If we did not score a hit, then it would be determined that the remaining one item was the one, and that was it.

 

"...I see, you've chosen some pretty good ones."

 

 Oribe said a little enviously when she heard what I had chosen.

 

"Right? I'm sure the Mayoiga will be useful in our dungeon attack this time around."

 

"I'm jealous... it seems like you gained a lot from this race, Senpai."

 

"Well, yeah."

 

"Getting your hands on your initial goal of the race, a succubus with [Zero existence] skill, then Kimaris, Mayoiga, various magic items, and above all---- the Kisshouten and Kokuanten."

 

"Eh..."

 

 My heart leaped.

 

How... did she...?!

 

"Senpai also learned tactics from the battle with them, and I feel that you have broken out of your shell... this has widened our gap again..."

 

"Oh, ah...."

 

I see, it's that.... 

 

 For a moment, I thought she had found out about the card drops and I was really freaked out.

 

"...... No, it's not so much that I've learned much about tactics, and I'm still working on that aspect. I'm not even close to Sayo's level, you know."

 

 By the way, regarding the Kisshoutenn and Kokuanten cards, I'm holding off on moving them up in rank for now.

 

 The greatest strength of having advantage cards lies in the attainable resurrection.

 

 Certainly, if they are ranked up, their strength will be more stable, and if lucky, the [Zero existence] skill will remain and pave the way for [Spiritual recurrence], but if they are Lost, their own resurrection will be inevitable.

 

 Rank-up itself can be done at any time, plus there was the promise with my parents that I would keep Renge in a state where she could be resurrected at any time.

 

 For that reason, and the fact that we are not currently in that much trouble with our forces, we had to reserve judgment.

 

"...... ...You're being very modest. ...By the way, I'm sure you bought quite a few stars with money during the race, but are you okay? 

I'm sure you must have spent quite a bit of money on the card packs..."

 

"Ah, that..."

 

 He nodded with a wry smile.

 

"I've got an acquaintance who's going to buy my cards for me, so I'll manage at least."

 

 During the race, I had bought stars from the hook-nosed man for 145 million, which was slightly more than my total savings.

 

 I had initially planned to pay for this by redeeming the stars, but as I was choosing the prizes, I got greedy.

 

 No matter how I thought about it, exchanging stars for cash would be a waste of money.

 

 I wanted to exchange stars for prizes as much as possible. ...... Then I remembered Sunahara-san.

 

 The Heket I had won from a pack I bought some time ago was bought by Sunahara-san.

 

 Since trading cards between individuals cannot be recorded as an expense, the tax for that year would be high, but when Sunahara-san heard about the details, he readily agreed.

 

 Moreover, the price was considerably higher than the guild's purchase price and slightly lower than the market price.

 

 The delivery itself is still some time away due to his schedule, but the money itself has already been transferred.

 

 With this, payment to the hook-nosed man should be all right, but I owe Sunahara-san one big debt.

 

 He laughed and said not to worry about it because it was the card he originally wanted, but I suppose I will have to pay him back something in the not-too-distant future.

 

"I see..."

 

 Oribe muttered a little regretfully when she heard my response that I could manage.

 

"I was thinking that if you were in financial trouble, I could lend you money."

 

"Huh? Of course I'm not going to borrow money from a junior girl. If it comes down to it, I'll cash in my stars. But, why do you look so disappointed?'

 

"Oh, you know,"

 

 Oribe grinned,

 

''It was a precious chance for me to make Senpai owe me after all."

 

"The interest rates seem to be even higher than those of a loan shark."

 

"Interest? No, no. I would rather not accept a single penny in money, so please don't worry."

 

"That actually scares me."

 

 I wonder what she will make me do in exchange for money...

 

 While we were talking like that, an alarm started ringing on Oribe's phone.

 

"Ah... it looks like it's almost time."

 

 I looked at my watch and saw the time,

 

"Isn't it a little early...? There's still almost 30 minutes until the movie starts."

 

"It takes about five minutes to the cinema from here, and since it's summer vacation, the snack bar will be crowded. It won't hurt to go early."

 

 As I nodded in understanding, Oribe smiled.

 

"Plus... I like that time before the movie starts too."

 

"Oh..."

 

 I thought I could understand that somehow. The particular feeling of waiting in the darkness for the film to start. That was something you can never experience when watching DVDs at home, something you only find in a cinema.

 

 It would not be an exaggeration to say that I would go all the way to the cinema to experience it.

 

"I can understand. Shall we go then?"

 

"Yes."

 

 We smiled at each other and headed for the cinema together.

 

 

 

 

[TIPS] Cross-Space Skills

 

 Some card skills allow you to enter and leave otherworldly realms, such as the fairy world, the world of gods, and the underworld, or even to create a different space themselves.

 

 Skills that can meddle with spaces that are slightly misaligned to this world are called cross-space skills.

 

 Since the inside of a different space is completely separated from the outside, so while attacks from the inside cannot be made to the outside, they are also not subject to interference from the outside (except those with cross-space skills).

 

 The professional class takes advantage of this characteristic and uses cross-space skill bearers as a safe base in the dungeon.

 

 Along with the equipping skill, it is also deemed a necessity for the professional class.

 

 

 

***


 Notes:

Mayoiga: In Japanese folklore, it refers to a 'lavish' or 'well-kept' but abandoned house found in remote parts of the mountains or similar wilderness.

Tír na nÓg: It means 'The Land of the Young'. It is one of the names for the Celtic Otherworld, or maybe, a part of it.

Shangri-La: A fictional place in Tibet's Kunlun Mountains, described in the 1933 novel Lost Horizon by English author James Hilton.

Sanmyo no Tsurugi: A set of three legendary swords that appear in Japanese folklore, particularly in otogi-zōshi (traditional fairy tales). In these tales, the swords - Daitōren, Shōtōren, and Kenmyōren - are often depicted as having been given to a demon by the Asura King (or the Great Six Heavenly Kings) with the intent of corrupting Japan. These swords are said to be incredibly powerful, capable of decapitating thousands with a single strike.

 


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